Because Of In Obey Me's Surprise Guest Diavolo Favoring Chest Being Tapped, I Just KNOW He Loves Having

Because of in obey me's surprise guest diavolo favoring chest being tapped, I just KNOW he loves having your head or face on his chest as much as possible whether you like it or not.

Cuddling? Him on his back with your head on his chest.

Hugging? He will lean down if he has to the point your face is pressed on his chest.

Angry at him? He thinks your face in his chest will help (sadly it usually does) and pushes you right on it no matter where or what he's doing.

Even if you somehow managed to end up play-wrestling, your face will in the end end up on his chest.

Pretty much at least 50% of your time with him is you on his chest. Better hope you're into that, because there's no escape from it. Not even Barbatos or Lucifer can stop him for long if you want a break from it.

"I don't like your Vlad-itude!!"

I was talking with my bestie Loki and he said this and honestly it gives me life

sorry what were u saying i was having weird vampire sex in my head

Actually, it makes me laugh a lot.

*everyone in the human realm*

mc: *sniffs the air* whelp *claps hands* smells like it’s gonna rain soon, we should get going

*everyone but solomon visibly confused*

diavolo: fascinating *pulls out a notebook and small reading glasses* tell me more

Victor Nizovtsev