Their Day Off

their day off

So I’ve been thinking about the thing with monstrous/uncanny Hua Cheng that’s been going around and had a thought.

What about Xie Lian? He deserves to be a little freaky too!

Just think about it!

You have an entire conversation with him, and notice he hasn’t blinked even once (he only blinks to clear dust from his eyes).

Xie Lian who can comfortably, casually dislocate all of his joints.

Xie Lian who falls asleep just about anywhere, as still as a corpse.

Xie Lian who is constantly a little too warm to be normal, due to always running a fever to burn away the illnesses he picks up.

Xie Lian who sustains a serious injury but keeps doing whatever he was doing.

Xie Lian who is just really poisonous/venomous due to his diet- I personally see him as mainly neurotoxic but you do you.

Xie Lian whose eyes do the reflective thing like a cat.

I mean, an ancient god of death and misfortune sounds like an eldritch horror out of context- and I don’t think the undercurrent of fear beneath the disdain from the heavens is unwarranted.

Anyway, Xie Lian is a horrorterror.

Soap: "I mean, we had so much fun and the dinner was so romantic-"

Gaz: "I cannot stress how unromantic microwaving you a pizza and then burning it is."

Soap: "I don't know how you're not getting that that's the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me."

Gaz: "Your love life is so sad."

love the symbolism of viserys building his lil lego set because he could NOT stop fantasizing about the heyday of aegon and how his son who is also named aegon tears it down in an instant

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