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yeah i’m thinking about shrimp again, and what about it

i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)

roach with ducks for @roachy-draws :D!!!

men sitting with a white tank on tik tok live........... WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

neither “that’s not canon” nor “fuck canon we made this all up” but a secret third thing (canon shouldn’t be taken as gospel but is useful as a reference point for building upon and recontextualizing characters and details. if you worship the source material as unchangeable then fandom in general probably isn’t for you. if you have complete disdain for the source material you would probably enjoy yourself more in a different fandom)

Be straight??-141

Soap: you realise that people can immediately know you're gay?

R/N: not true, I can be straight looking

Ghost: you haven't got the bollocks for that

Gaz: like the time they came out as if we couldn't see the gayness from afar

R/N: look at me, I'm a straight guy, I love tits and football...and wanking it to the Captains wife

Price: *throws a pillow at reader*

Soap: that was one time *whispers to reader*

Alucard x reader where the reader is a mercenary that's actually a werewolf like he ran into them on a mission or something? Gender neutral or female reader either is fine.

He was responding to a report of a werewolf sighting

He tracked the smell down

It was just a reconnaissance mission

His goal was to determine if the werewolf was a threat

He found you while you were hunting

You were hidden in the shadows, perfectly invisible

He stayed back to watch and determine who you were after

As soon as you stepped into the light to kill your target, his breath hitched

He wasn’t expecting you to be so lovely

His opinion of werewolves is mixed, so he wasn’t expecting much

He watched you kill your target, loving watching the bloodlust in your eyes

Your wolf form was magnificent

He stared in awe as you transformed to run off

He continued to follow you over the next few days

He told Integra he was having a hard time finding you so he’d have an excuse to stay a while

You were such a professional, he loved watching you work

And he watched to see who exactly you were attacking

You never hurt innocent people, he could tell that much

Because of that, he decided to invite you to join Hellsing

He was planning on taking you home with him, he just needed a good excuse

He approached you late at night after your most recent kill

He flirted the entire time

“A lovely creature like you belongs with a company that matches your caliber. So won’t you join me?~”

Cajun Dan is right. Give this man a gator or two.

If Ghost is losing an argument against Soap, he pulls the "At least my national animal isn't a unicorn".

This then triggers Soap's Scottishness and goes on a 3-hour rant about how unicorns are real and deserve to be Scotland's national animal.

They didn’t see each other for 3 days so it’s understandable that they crush each other 🫤

Come eat lobster with a monster