Listen To Me, There Is A War Coming. A Terrible War. Falcone Is Losing His Grip, And His Rivals Are Hungry.

Listen to me, there is a war coming. A terrible war. Falcone is losing his grip, and his rivals are hungry. There will be chaos. Rivers of blood in the streets. I know it! I can see it coming. See, I’m clever that way.

face studies with the vaqueros i did some time ago!🤠🤠

...and some white guy ig.

this is silly.

inspo.

I think Jon smashing that table was the moment I really fell in love with tma. That's when I realized, oh, this is a show about a man who is not cut out to be a protagonist but is forced to be one anyway. This is a show were people try their best and still fail spectacularly. Every character in this show sucks in their own special way but you still can't help but love them. You really don't find this kind of show everyday. People say this all the time, but I really mean it when I say that tma has permanently altered my brain chemistry. I haven't been this obsessed with something in a long time.

taken out of context, Goncharov is actually one of the funniest characters of all time.

he refuses to have sex with his hot wife. she invites him to dinner with Sofia (and was almost CERTAINLY going to propose a threesome) but he's like no thank you. i have to go stare into Andrey's eyes for 3 hours. he gets a motorcycle and crashes it 10 minutes later. he gives a eulogy at the funeral of a guy he killed. he picks a fight with a grandfather clock and the clock wins. his wife loses the mansion in a poker game because he was busy throwing a tantrum in his man cave and then she comes home and points a gun at him and he looks at her like a middle-aged suburban dad whose kids just broke the TV remote for the fifth time.

happy autism acceptance month to these bitches