Remember The Mummenschanz Episode Of The Muppet Show? That Was My Favorite One Growing Up.... I Am Mentally

Remember the mummenschanz episode of the muppet show? That was my favorite one growing up.... I am mentally ill

Are you saying Greasy Johnson is Jesus? Finally a season 3 theory I can get on board with

I have pondered on this many a time before and came to the conclusion that the whole Find-the-Lady game that happened with the babies was God's misdirection to drop off the Messiah when no one was expecting it, with all eyes on the Antichrist. After all "of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." (Matthew 24:36)

Let me lay out my brain logic:

Johnson is a name that comes from Son of John. John means "God is gracious". God-is-gracious-son. ("What was it he said that got everyone so upset?" "Be kind to one another")

The Christ part of Jesus Christ comes from the Greek word Christos which literally translates to anointed one. Anointing is generally done with oil. Grease is "a thick oily substance". So we have Anointed God-is-Gracious-son.

Jesus was famous for hoarding fishermen who became fishers of men and also for doing fishy miracles. Also Ichthus, a symbol still used in the church today, is a fish. Greasy Johnson won prizes for his fish.

The Antichrist was prophesied to be a rival to Christ - Greasy Johnson and the Johnsonites were rivals to the Antichrist and the Them.

Based on the Nativity stuff, Jesus was born via a human the first time around so it makes sense for the same to happen second time around (unlike Adam, as far as we know - Sister Mary asked and we never got an answer to it and he turned up in a basket)

From what I remember, when Neil and Terry mentioned the potential sequel, it was going to involve America. In the Nativity, Jesus and his family had to go back to the place where his human parents came from. If Greasy Johnson does a DNA test, it will lead him back to America and to Harriet Dowling.

What if you were HOMELESS and living in your CAR with your HOUSEPLANTS and your 6000 year old INHERANT ENEMY turned ALLY turned FRIEND that you SAVED the WORLD with and DEFIED both HEAVEN and HELL with and have been PINING AFTER for SIX THOUSAND YEARS takes you to a COFFEESHOP and the BARISTA asks about the NAKED MAN at his BOOKSHOP

Matt Berry and Kayvan Novak jamming between takes on the latest episode look at their happy faces (when are we getting a musical episode)

girl mutuals who want to kiss and eat cunt & so forth should be paid by the state to go see each other

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw