Sometimes At Work I Purposefully Ask People "can I Have Your Name" Instead Of Something Like "what's

Sometimes at work I purposefully ask people "can I have your name" instead of something like "what's the name for that" just as a little joke for me pretending I'm a tricky fae creature who's gonna steal their name

GOOD FUCKIGN MORNING SHUHITES

todays' misiôn???? trip backwards into a blackhole!!!&!1

ftm macklemore be like

Walk up in the club like what up I got a new cock

Just got it for about thirty dollars from the thrift shop

it's haunting absolute house

i am not immune to heart-shaped imagery on my gay tv posters

-the south downs-

aziraphale, on the phone: oh yes it really is lovely out here. I can’t wait for you to see it. and I hear you and Nina have set a date *pauses* of course we’ll be there we wouldn’t miss it for the world *pauses* crowley? he’s-

crowley, bursts in, brandishing cabbages: ha! I’d like to see mrs. newman win the gardener’s association competition now! she thinks her rhododendrons are so perfect. we’ll see about that

aziraphale: …

aziraphale, sighs: he’s fine