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buddhist furry calculating what sins to commit to get reincarnated as the animal they wish they were. like a darts player
i turned into a horse and started kicking. punching. biting
do you think you are someone’s type?
I think everyone should be kinning and have pages dedicated to their kin memories and use cropped reaction images of whatever they kin under every post they make like it's 2016. This is my belief.

color alt I should’ve stuck with
—> yellowcake
mr beast videos if he was a normal person: corey slowly eats a ghost pepper. corey: haha my mouth hurts. mr beast: do you want 10,000 dollors? corey: yay i can buy my wife those surgery pills
we all have that day where you look at your hand from just the right angle and are like yeahhh i need to get on my hand fetish grind my hand sexy af with high potential maybe?
2 scientists workjng @ night when suddenly one comes up w a theory.. and immediately gets a boner for no reason . the other is like wtf but then he too starts getting one in front of his comrades eyes

the tongue that helps the toad keep its eyes moist was present before the eyes were even attached to the head
mutuals... chain

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here
agent in a briefcase: this case is pretty small, can u let me out?me: *opens case*agent: woah dude this is small as fuck *crawls out on all fours*





not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons











