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thank you to all the clarisse fic writers
I love it when I can yap without feeling annoying and like Iâm having to force conversation
"Did I stutter?" PLSSSS đ€đ€đ€đ€



Kissin I hope they caught us
Pairings - clarisse x fem! Daughter of Hecate reader
Synopsis - secrete relationship

The Ares Kids scoffed as clarisse shoved them out of the cabin.
âThis is our cabin to you canât just kick us out when you wantâ kyler complained as he grabbed his shoes. Clarisse on the other hand didnât care.
âYou should be thanking me since your lazy ass canât even swing that sword correctlyâ she shoved a sword into his chest. âTrain and maybe Iâll let the rest of yâall back inâ you all have been slacking and thatâs clear since the other team has beaten us three fucking times this past month in capture the flag, get your act togetherâ
The rest of the cabin didnât say anything in response just quickly moving out. Once they were gone clarisse leaned back against the ladder that leaned upstairs.
âHeyâ
âHoly shit!â She yelled. You stood behind her laughing, being a daughter of Hecate you had some minor godly abilites some being witchcraft and shadow travel. âHow many times to I have to tell you to stop fucking sneaking up on me like thatâ she complained but wrapped her hands around your waist and place a light kiss on your lips.
You giggled and wrapped your arms around her neck before mumbling against her. âYeah Well you love me so youâll get over it, and Iâm on time this time 9:30 amâ you grinned against her lips.
She just chuckled and put a hand to the side of your face looking down at you with such a soft look that if anyone else saw it they wouldnât believe it was her, her face soon turned more sarcastic however. âHow does your mommy feel about you making out with the daughter of warâ
you raised an eyebrow. âAnd How does your daddy feel about his favorite daughter making out with a Demi-Titanâ
Clarisse scoffed. âDonât call yourself that, your as much of a demigod as anyone else hereâ you rolled your eyes. âOk Claireâ
âIâm serious y/nââ
âClarisse what is Hecateâ
âA goddessâ she answered almost as if it was fact. You however gave her an unamused look. âFine sheâs a Titan â but she has an honorary spot among the Olympians because she sided with them in the fight against Kronos making her a goddessâ
âStill sheâs a Titan so technically I would be a Demi-Titan theres nothing wrong we me admitting that and do you really think I give to shits what anyone else thinksâ you leaned into her once again and kissed her. Clarisse Just sighed in defeat into the kiss and pulled you closer.
Soon you found yourself in clarisses bed which was a single bed in the corner of the upstairs part of the cabin, she had a curtian nailed to the wall for more privacy as her cabin was mostly guys and he bed placed against the window.
You sat on her waist while both of you continued to kiss. A few sly and sarcastic remarks here n there but that just made it all the more enjoyable.
You tucked a stray curl behind clarisses ear. âYou know your pretty rightâ
âYou tell me Everydayâ she sarcastically replied but you just hummed. âYeah Well Itâs Trueâ
The ares cabin door loudly opened and clarisse groaned knowing her siblings were back. âFuckâ she scoffed.. Clarisse moved you off of her and stepped out of her bed making sure the curtian was closed before looking over the side of the railing. âWhat the hell are you doing back so early?â
Her siblings didnât noticed clarisses disheveled appearance. Mark spoke up. âPaula got into a fight with a Demeter kid so Chiron told us all to go to the cabin for the rest of the day because he didnât want us to cause more problems.â Clarisse let out a pissed off sigh.
âWhateverâ she groaned and went back to her bed.. Clarisse lifted the curtian slightly and slid in. she leaned into you and kissed you softly before whispering. âGet outta here k.. Iâll see you aroundâ
You nodded and kissed her Mkayâ before you left however she grabbed your wrist. âSneak back in later tonightâ with that clarisse let you go, watching as you disappeared into the shadows
ââ
The camp was down at the lake, they were all either swiming- in the canoes or on the rubber mats in the water.
Clarisse snuck away from her cabin and walked into the woods.. she saw you leaning against a tree and smiled. She grabbed your waist softly and pulled you into a kiss. You pulled away and giggled. âMm careful clarisse my girlfriend likes to beat up peopleâ
Clarisse Rolled her Eyes playfully. âOh No, we better not get caught then huhâ you giggled as she leaned in to kiss you once again. You gently tugged clarisses hair to mess with her, laughing into the kiss as she pinched your sides.
âY/n where aââ an aphrodite girl paused when she saw the scene. You shoved clarisse back some embarrassed.. you watched as the daughter of Aphrodite ran away worried that the cat was now out of the bag but clarisse didnât seem to mind. âLiseâ you complained and pushed her head off your neck but she just gave you a sarcastic look.
âHmâ
âWe Just got caught by drew, drew Tanaka Aphrodite girl?! Lise sheâs gonna tell everyoneâ
Clarisse Just shrugged her shoulders and continued to kiss you. âWhatever i hope she tells everyone, gives me more of a reason to show you offâ she kissed your cheek before kissing your lips once again.
âHuhâ you panted confused. Clarisse pulled away with a raised eyebrow. âDid I stutter? I wanna show you off, not let anyone else mess around with youâ
She laughed at your blushing cheeks âletâs get back before the camp thinks weâre fucking out here, we both know how drew changes the truthâ she grinned and grabbed your hand leading you back to the camp.



Luke: I-
Me pushing him aside: it does not matter.
ep 8 barely had any clarisse in it đ
pjo show hades was told to serve his realm and all he heard was serve
child birth đ
hi i am not okay i just found out dying of a broken heart is a real thing/medical condition
when you experience deep emotional trauma your "heart strings" or the tendons in your heart can snap, and if you loose too many your heart cant pump blood efficiently.
YOU CAN ACTUALLY DIE OF A BROKEN HEART.
Percy: and I want you by my side forever, you're my best-
Annabeth: CAREFUL
Percy: annabeth
Annabeth: I THINK YOU WERE ABOUT TO CALL ME
Percy: annabeth pls
Annabeth: YOUR FRIEND
Percy: annabeth pls im trying to propose here
Annabeth: THE ORACLE IS LAUGHING AT US
i love clarisse SO MUCH but i cant tell u how badly i want to read a fic where clarisse betrays the reader.
just like how people write luke betraying the reader, but with clarisse. like
i just want angst so bad đđ
clarisse: âbut iâm a bully-â
that donât matter, come sign these marriage papers bbg.
ears hurt too loud will someone send me an audio of them saying kind reasurring things, sorry
i can confirm the ones about the Legos
Headcanons pt4 :D
dior goodjohn x reader
if youre on a insta live, as previously stated, she'll come cuddle with you.
once, you were on a live and you were cooking when dior hugged you from behind and was just talking to you and you forgot about the food and it caught on fire
your fans went crazy
other moments from insta live include:
"d, say the thing- the thing with the accent!"
*rolls her eyes* "she likes it when i speak in an australian accent."
----
"tada, look at my legos!"
"it's my legos, dior!"
----
"so we went to a restaurant and some guy tried to hit on me like (????) and dior sat there quietly and didnt bat and eye and the second she got home, she asked me about it, although i surely didn't flirt back." *walks over to dior* "baby, tell them what you told me last night?"
*dior's sitting on the floor and looks up innocently* "when, at the restaurant or in bed?"
*your face wasnt in the frame but you turned red and you kicked her foot which was out of the frame*
*dior's face brightens* "oh! i said i channeled my inner clarisse and i wanted to beat his ass up!"
-love love loves legos
"lego date at mine?"
"busy tonight, sorry, d, tomorrow?"
"but my new legos :(("

"the dumb kids" otherwise known as
gatekeep girlboss gaslight
malewife mansplain manipulate
Im sam deprived, im using clarisse fanfics to cope <\3
Ares being a Twitter troll is the most in-character thing they could have done, bravo
badly edited episode 6 meme without spoilers đ

PJO EP 6 SPOILERS
âWe know who stole the lightning boltâ
Lukeâs honest reaction:

this should be illegal im crying

Nothing Has Ever Felt So Wrong
set on becoming a Clarisse account atp
warnings: ANGST, breakups, hurt (comfort from sibling), Clarisse sillying too close to the sun
hope you enjoy, spicy-ish Luke content coming and then more Clarisse angst and THEN some Clarisse fluff!!
possibly a pt. 2 coming called âHits Differentâ but we donât know yet!!!

Clarisse La Rue had never loved you.
How could she? All you touch turns to ashes, grows thorns. Had she gotten too close, sheâd be pricked. Her flawless blood, pulsing with strength and godliness, spilling on your thorns and your flowers. And you couldnât have that.
She liked you enough. You were pretty enough, you were tolerant enough, you were good enough. It was always enough.
So, when you caught her and Silena Beauregard alone at a bonfire party, pressed against a tree with their lips interlocked- you lost it.
You were enough, that you knew. You always had been.
To your parents, you were the easy child. To your friends, you were the therapist. And, to Clarisse, you were a pawn.
The loveless game you two danced in, a hideous circle, came crashing down. Her face as you said her name, Silenaâs quiet gasp as you stood there- that was all you saw. You turned, walking away.
You sucked in a breath as you heard Clarisse follow after you.
âY/N,â she said, her voice elevated. Sheâd neverâ she would neverâ yell at you. âY/n, it wasnât like that.â
Turning to her, you paused. âLike what, Clarisse?â You tried to sound mad, you really tried, but it came out as tearful. âLike you werenât kissing her? Like you werenât doing that with her instead of me?â
âNo-â Clarisse tries, you cut her off. âHer of all people too? You know I can never compare, you know that I will never be enough like her!â You cried.
Tears brim your eyes, and you take a deep breath. You try to say something more but you just canât. Like your body wonât let you.
âI love you, Clarisse.â You tell her softly. âI know,â she says back, a level of frostiness in her voice that you thought she could never have- not to you.
It breaks you.
She looks at you one more time, coldly, and she then turns on her heel. You see Silena waiting, they walk off together.
The walk back to your cabin is worse, you shake and cry silently with looks of pity and confusion thrown your way. When you finally get there, one of your siblings rushes to your side as you collapse onto the cabin floor. You try to suck in a breath but thereâs a weight on your chest you canât get off.
âShe never loved me,â you sob to your sibling. âI love her so much. And-â Your words are interrupted by more broken sobs.
âY/n,â your siblings coos. âLove hurts, but itâll be okay.â
You want to believe the words.

oh and clarisse baby we will clear your name⊠#TRUST
new uterine lining just dropped
i cannot wait.
Meet our girls!

Cassandra De young!
-16 years old (she will say "not for too long" when asked tho)
- The only daughter of the youngest and only daughter of the family
- Daughter of Apollo
- Lesbian (?)
- One of the heirs to one of the biggest media conglomerates of America
- In camp since 12
- Good in cooking, archery, and healing
- Absolutely great in all music matters.
- Tries to be another person in front of her family, she just hopes they see her as great as they see themselves.

Clarisse La Rue!
- 17 years old
- The youngest daughter of two, of the only and eldest daughter of the family
- Daughter of Ares
- Lesbian
- One of the heirs of many shares in one of the biggest media conglomerates of America.
- In camp since 10
- Good at fighting, strategy and history classes.
- Absolutely great at terrifying parents.
- Does not even thinks, for a second of hiding herself completely, she does pretend to be strong in times she just wants to fall down, poor girl, wishes to be enough for her father.

"Does your family knows that their golden girl wears stuff like this when they arent looking, sunshine?"
"Does your family knows you stare even harder when i do wear stuff like this, pepper?"
Clarisse and ivy bullying percy is my new roman empire. (i need more of this little family.)
I NEED MORE OF THE LA RUE FAMILY (Clarisse reader and ivy) PLSSSS ITS SO CUTE đđđ
@voidashh gave me this idea so credits to them i love this little family
synopsis: ivy and y/n comforting clarisse after her spear breaks!!!!!!
basically you and ivy do nothing the entire game
you like hang out in the woods
near enough to clarisse so sheâll hear you if you shout for her
but far enough away so you donât draw attention
except this particular game clarisse says sheâs changing her strategy and youâre like hm ok suspiciousâŠ..
so she leaves you by the flag/her siblings protecting the flag
and you and ivy are just having a fun time sheâs running around and jumping up and down and youâre like ok girl!!! jump!!!! run!!!!!! do it!!!!!!!!
then you hear the conch blow and you do do do do make your way to the beach and THE BLUE TEAM WON?????
ivy is so pissed off bc red is her favorite color
sheâs about to have a tantrum in your arms and then you look at luke and chris and start jokingly yelling at them
âLOOK AT WHAT YOUâVE DONE HER BIRTHDAY IS IN 2 MONTHS YOU COULDNâT GIVE HER THIS???â
âTHERE WILL BE A CAPTURE THE FLAG GAME IN TWO MONTHS YOU CAN WIN THENâ
âUGHâ
so then you go to find clarisse bc you KNOW sheâs gonna be mad and ivy loves screaming with her about how STUPID the blue team is and how AMAZING the red team is
but sheâs nowhere to be found
and then you overhear someone talking about clarisse, her spear getting broken, percy being claimed
youâre like oh đ±đ±đ±đ±đ±
so you and ivy go walking around looking for clarisse and sheâs not anywhere near the cabins or in hers or yours and ofc you find her in the training field
sheâs beating the crap out of a dummy with some random sword
youâre like stressing and like AGGHJJDHJN
but then ivy just letâs go of your hand and starts running towards her
âCLARISSE CLARISSE THE BLUE TEAM WON IM GOING TO GO INSANEâ
she drops the sword in shock and laughs as ivy jumps up into her arms
âI HATE LUKEâS STUPID FACEâ
âIVY NOâ
âTHATS MY GIRL!!!!!â
then ivy kind of realizes OH clarisse is REALLY sad so sheâs like âwhatâ
and clarisse is like âitâs nothingâ bc sheâs a baby and you canât rly burden her w that
ivy then proceeds to fall asleep
playing is really hard work ok!!!!!
so you go back to your cabin and lay ivy down in bed and then youâre all just like cuddling tg bc itâs cute
and clarisse is telling you about what happened while ivy is asleep in between you
you try to comfort her as best you can but she doesnât really want to talk about it
she got most of her initial anger out
now she just wants to be sad
which she never gets to do
so you all just take a nice nap together
and clarisse is sad but she has her girls here so itâs okay
like she loves her spear but she would snap it in half on purpose to save you two
also when percy actually found out that ivy is like yours and clarisseâs adopted child he is so SCARED
THERE IS A MINI CLARISSE RUNNING AROUND????
WITH A REGULAR CLARISSE TO PROTECT HER????
IS NO ONE ELSE CONCERNED
ofc ivy over hears the two of you talking in bed so the next day she finds percy and kicks him in the shins
âIVY NOâ
âIVY YESâ
â-
taglist:
@lvrue @t-wylia @laughingcheese037 @kroumi @urdeadpoet @colezb @rey26 @harmzilla @elliewilliamsbae @amberfreemansburntface @kyuupidwrites @neverwaakeme-up @shark1008 @liballer @heyimadison @nvirskies @pnsteblnme @mar2ss @restellsss @ravisinghs-wife @marsconer @evangelinexo @randomhoex
roman empire
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Clarisse la Rue x fem!demigod!reader
summary: your fighting lessons with clarisse are getting put to the test in a game of capture the flag. you just wished you didn't have to fight her
a/n: there's gonna be a prequel of their lessons together and maybe more parts after. this is my first work, i hope you all enjoy!
warnings: slight enemies to lovers, NICKNAMES!! (princess), clarisse falling for the reader HARD at the end
wc: 1.1k
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"I can't do this," you exclaimed, looking between Annabeth and Luke. They shared a sympathetic glance at your revelation. You were close friends with Luke and Annabeth and, you trusted them with all your heart. But at this moment, you were starting to regret agreeing to participate in Annabeth's so-called master plan.Â
Annabeth let out a sigh. "Don't worry, just follow the plan."Â
You gave an exasperated look. "You mean the plan where I distract the Clarisse? The most feared prettiest person at this camp?" you emphasized.Â
"Is someone talking about me?"Â Speak of the devil, you thought. You rolled your eyes, turning around to face the one and only Clarrise la Rue. Her mouth lifted into a smirk, and her eyes crinkled in satisfaction at your displeased expression. "Didn't know you were such a fan princess," she chuckled.
"Still not a fan of that nickname la Rue," you snapped back.
Her eyes were trained on yours, not even sparring a glance at Luke and Annabeth behind you. "I'll see you on the battlefield, princess."
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You had wandered the forest, wishing this game would be over. Your eyes darted across your surroundings at any sudden noise you had heard. You were hoping for an uneventful Capture the Flag, not wanting to get hurt. However, luck wasn't on your side today as you didnât expect to end up with Clarisse La Rue pointing a spear at you.Â
âWhereâs your little friend?â She sneered, referring to Percy Jackson, the newest camper at Camp Half-Blood. Since his arrival, she had taken a distaste for him.
Your eyes narrowed in response. "Why do you care?" you questioned, reaching for your sword.Â
Clarisse's grip on her spear tightened. "I just want to have a simple chat with him." She growled, stalking closer like a predator and their prey. "Where is he," she pressed.
You scoffed at her tempered response. "There's no way in hell, I'm telling you, Clarisse." For a moment, her eyes softened as her name left your lips.
She raised her spear, "Then you leave me no choice," she snarled. Taking a step towards you, "Get out of my way, princess," she warned. The nickname made the butterflies in your stomach flutter for a moment. Not now, you thought in your head, you have a job to do.Â
You raised your sword in response, praying she wouldn't be able to hear the falter in your voice. "Bring it."
The spear twirled in her grip in a practiced motion, and she lunged suddenly. Her blade shot forward with a blinding speed, aiming for your head.Â
Your eyes widened at her ruthlessness, "Are you trying to kill me?"Â
She smirked, "Don't take it personally, princess." Her eyes searched your face, "I just have a job to do."
You stepped back, dodging her quick attacks as if it was instinct. Your sword clashed with her spear, startling both parties.Â
Clarisse was knocked back slightly, and she grunted as her spear jarred in her hand. "Good," She breathed, her face tight with cold focus as she readied another attack, "At least you're not completely useless." The spear came forward once more, aiming for a blow to your stomach.
"Well, I had a decent teacher," you playfully grinned, referring to your lessons together.
Your lessons together... Clarisse thought, and a smile crept onto her face, her spear missing you by only inches as you managed to dodge out of the way.
"I taught you well," the daughter of Ares replied, her tone smug. She launched the weapon again with a forward thrust aimed at your chest.
"Yeah," you replied. "Thought I'd put those skills to good use."
"Good use?" Clarisse smirked before she attacked once more.Â
Clarisse was confident, cocky even. She was an experienced warrior. She knew she could defeat everyone, especially you, who had only just received a few lessons from her.
She came at you with another strike of the spear, hoping to end the fight quickly, secretly not wanting you to get injured.Â
"You're not gonna win this battle princess. Remember, I'm the one who taught you everything you know."
You rolled your eyes at her, "We'll see about that." The comment pushed you to take the offensive, swinging your sword in an attempt to disarm her.Â
Clarisse tsked as she was able to deflect the strike with the edge of her spear, though it left a small dent in the metal tip.Â
She chuckled and then countered with a series of stabs towards your heart, all of which you deflected as well.
"Pretty good," She said, her smile widening. As arrogant as she was, she was proud of your skills in battle, too. She had spent some much-needed time teaching you her methods, and there had been immense improvements in your skills on the battlefield.Â
You couldn't stop the blush that appeared on your cheeks at the compliment. I can't get distracted at a time like this you thought.
Clarisse noted the pink that crept on your cheeks for a moment before her attention was focused on the spear in her hand.Â
She was enjoying herself in this fight, a lot more than she thought she would. There was no rush, no feeling that she needed to finish this fight quickly. She was having fun, the same kind of fun that she had the last time you guys were in combat together.
"You've gotten better, you know," She muttered as she continued attacking you again, not letting you have the chance to catch your breath.
"Thanks," you reply hastily. Your mind drifts to what Annabeth told you before the game started. Distract Clarisse.Â
Clarisse's pride grew as you continued to attack her while also defending yourself. She was enjoying herself.
She moved forward even more, pressing herself against you more and more, forcing you to stay on your toes.
Your weapons clashed together, making your faces only inches apart.Â
"You know you can't win, right?" She whispered, her grip on her spear never faltering.
"Lose the battle, win the war," you whispered back, looking into her eyes.
Clarisse froze, her eyes locking on yours. Her mouth opened as she heard the sound of Chiron's horn in the distance, signifying the end of the games. She felt your breath on her neck, her heart pounding in her chest as she realized how close the two of you were.
She let out a curse, her smirk growing on her face. "You did good princess." A proud look adorned her features as she continued studying your face. Although she lost, she couldn't help but smile at the thought of your battle.Â
"Fuck."
i just realized my aunt lives in the same place where percy jackson is being filmed.
what are the chances.