No, No. These Are Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension. I Understand Them, Though. I Desire Them Carnally.

no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

Have both and get crushed to death

so now we need a handjob button right

so like. now that we’re adults we can all agree that any teacher that tried to scare us off of using wikipedia with an anectode about changing an article a day before a paper and having half their students submit incorrect information was totally bullshitting right. the autistics on wikipedia do not play around when it comes to troll edits. not only would that teacher be instantly banned from wiki editing but whatever misinformation they’d allegedly written would be corrected before any of their students even saw it. let’s not kid ourselves here

Same fucken vibes as make the deer clear

why is ur pfp aggressively zooming in

????? It’s not tumblr fucks with things sometimes

"menstruation is punishment for original sin" is a fairly common doctrine (altho in my experience it's usually more implicit than just baldly stated like that)

anyway this implies that of all the animal kingdom, humans are not UNIQUE in sinning, but are joined by bats, the elephant shrew, and the spiny mouse species Acomys cahirinus. (according to my 5 seconds on wikipedia at least)