Just Posting This Again Because Its The Funniest Shit Ive Ever Seen

Just posting this again because it’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

my brain in times of crisis:

The Supremes in January 1968

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so what if joe asked you to housesit for him and take care of his dog or something and he always thought you were so cute but he doesn’t want to overstep anything but he comes back from filming a week or two later with scruff and he’s so sleepy looking you and end up making out in the kitchen and then he fucks you on the kitchen island mmmm

joe’s your hot neighbor

and you’ve seen him around, walking his dog looking all sleepy with an old t-shirt and baggy sweatpants

but you’ve never really spoken to him

so it’s surprising when he comes to your door one day, giving you a lazy smile, looking a bit worried

“hey,” he says, running a hand through his hair, which is messy; he obviously just woke up. “i know we don’t know each other but i’m going out of town for a week and i haven’t been able to find anyone to watch my dog.” 

his voice is a bit raspy and he’s leaning against your doorframe, never breaking eye contact with you

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