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My other car is a rainbow trout

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

My coworker, is talking about OF unprompted, using terms like ‘male’ and ‘female’ at work and is going full podcaster-mode please send help

Hiii Ellie!

I’m Anthony, a college sophomore majoring in international relations and (hopefully majoring, more likely minoring in) Spanish

hi! i'm ellie

i'm a freshman in college majoring in biochemistry (premed) and i made this account to hopefully find mutuals for academic motivation and just people who feel the same way about school as i do so follow if u have similar goals!

mean girls as anime 💖💋💄

happy october 3rd!✨

I'm in the club casting Detect Thots at a 6th level

"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."

I really need to talk about pregnant wario more

Moo deng and Pesto would get along great

lil baby hippo and penguin

Maybe becoming a werewolf wouldn't fix my mental illness but it would fix my Not Being A Werewolf problem

i need your cock

Too bad I'm celibate now!

🍂 over the garden wall 🍂

#iunderstandwhereyourecomingfrom #butyoucouldnthavechosenthreecharactersthatlookmorealike

oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor