G/T Headcannons Pt. 2

G/T Headcannons Pt. 2

More science/academia g/t headcannons I've been rotisserating in my noggin.

One student sneaks into the lab to sabotage their academic rival's experiment, but they end up shrinking themself by mistake. When their rival finds them, they present no empathy, only a malicious grin. They begin laughing and teasing their new tiny about their deserved fate. Ideally comes with any sort of fearplay or yandere behavior. "I think I had better keep you all to myself. Now that you're byte-sized I can make sure you don't interfere with any more of my work."

Two personality opposites are paired up for a group project. One is a sizeshifter, who is struggling with random bursts of size change, and keeps dodging their group partner's texts and meet-up requests. Finally, the two agree to a late-night study session in a library study room. Just when they really start getting work done, the sizeshifter feels a growth spurt coming on quickly. As they try to leave, their group partner blocks the door and demands that they stay and finish the project ("No way. You're not gonna make me do this all by myself"). The sizeshifter can't hold back any longer, and suddenly they shoot up toward the ceiling, their limbs expanding all around the room. Their head bumps into the plaster ceiling as they beg their group partner to keep the door locked and not scream.

Bonus if it is actually a group of four people, and now these two have to keep the secret from the other two for the rest of the semester.

Bonus bonus, all three of the other group members are struggling with random size changes. The one human in the group gets fed up while they are all at their full size. The human points an accusing finger up at all three of their giant peers. "I don't care what the fuck you people are. I am not doing this project all by myself goddammit!"

A human shows up to a club meeting on campus. After a few minutes, their mouth drops open in awe as they watch the people around them grow and shrink seemingly at will. “Aren’t you a sizeshifter? This is the sizeshifter club…” The human blushes crimson red. “I…didn’t know what club this was I just heard there was free food.”

Instead of the “I used myself as a test subject for my theory,” what about “I used myself as a test subject for my crush's theory?” Out of a research team, the most junior member’s suggestions always get passed over, until a more senior researcher takes a hard look at their work. They realize that the newbie might be on to something, and set up an experiment on their own. Later that night, the newbie hears a knock at their dorm door. When they open up, a now ginormous research assistant squeezes inside, excitedly babbling on about how the newbie was right and their work was exactly what they needed. Meanwhile, the newbie is doubled over having a panic attack because now they have to hide a giant bag of weed AND a giant from their RA.

"Can't you just...shrink down and take my exam for me?" "No, that's cheating." "It's also...being a marvelous friend." "Quit asking and start studying."

A sizeshifter and a human pair up for a hackathon. Whenever one is tired, the other drops them into their pocket for a quick nap.

early morning repairs on the marauder

DARTH VADER | Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back [1980]

Star Wars: A Life Day Carol AU part 2

Count Dooku is the ghost that tells Vader he’ll be visited by the three ghosts of Life Day! Just like Jacob Marley in the original tale, Dooku is very similar to the protagonist and suffered a terrible faith, so he’s now warning Vader and giving him a chance of redeeming himself before he’s too late. I thought since Dooku is a fallen jedi and basically Anakin’s predecessor as palpatine’s apprentice it would make sense for him to have this role!

+ bonus Obi-Wan as the Ghost of Life Days Yet to Come! the AU should take place after ESB, so Obi is dead but is now haunting Vader! since he doesn’t have that much faith in anakin he’s straight up showing him what his future will look like if he doesn’t redeem soon, plus vader is lowkey scared of him after he disappeared so COOL GHOST OBI IT IS 

mildly concerning computer pins [x]