A-snowpoff - What Could It Be

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Do you and Paps have a date spot?

*Slams fist on invisible table*

OKAY! SO! I think…. because Papyrus enjoys puzzles and what not that he would LOVE escape rooms! We would just become regulars at all the local escape room places. The entire time we would shower each other with compliments when one of us would find a clue or solve a riddle. We are both suckers for compliments too, enough of them and we’ll be staring at each other with so much tension until one of us clears our throats and just straight up points at the camera in the room. Because yes, if you didn’t know, you are monitored while in an escape room so the employees can either help with clues when you ask or ensure you don’t utterly take apart everything in the room because there is definitely not a clue under that lamp that is literally glued to the desk- ANYWAYS… Where was I? Oh yeah! We’d always be so eager to see how quickly we managed to get out of the escape rooms compared to the previous record time. We’d exchange notes about all our favorite parts and of Papyrus would go on and on about all the ways he would do more to enhance the puzzles. I’d often have to remind him that spikes and flames would probably cause more lawsuits than they’re worth, but that’s what signing a waiver is for amirite? And because I am a little chaotic menace who survives on sugar and Papyrus is a dino oatmeal sugar bomb eating skeleton of a man…. we always go out for milk tea afterwards. He gets his at 110% because he says he always gives a 110% percent. Although I’d be tempted to do the same I stick to 100% knowing I’d be shaking like a chihuahua from all the jitters if I went too wild with the sugar intake.

NYEH HEH… I HAD MEANT TO PICK JUST ONE FLOWER FOR YOU HUMAN. I WANTED TO FIND THE PRETTIEST ONE TO MATCH YOUR BEAUTY BUT ONE JUST WOULDN’T SUFFICE. BEFORE I KNEW IT I HAD A WHOLE BOUQUET IN MY HAND AND HAD TO STOP MYSELF BEFORE I PICKED THE ENTIRE GARDEN. PERHAPS I’LL GIFT YOU THE WHOLE GARDEN NEXT TIME! I COULD EVEN TRIM A HEDGE INTO THE SHAPE OF YOUR SMILE….. IS THAT TOO MUCH OR PERHAPS NOT ENOUGH? I SHOULD CONTEMPLATE HOW TO BEST INCORPORATE FLAMES AND SPIKES TO SHOW MY PASSION! OH, HOW ABOUT A HEDGE MAZE TO SHOW MY CRAFTSMANSHIP WITH PUZZLES AND HOW LOST IN THOUGHT I AM OVER YOU… NYEH HEH HEH HEH OKAY OKAY I’M RUINING THE SURPRISE IF I KEEP RAMBLING. I DO HOPE YOU ENJOY THESE FLOWERS IN THE MEANTIME.

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Commission for @bigoltrashpile . Thank you so much for such a fun prompt! I can’t help but feel a little flustered myself with how this turned out, heehee!

Thank you @jmbringitonworld for the wonderful tags that fuel me. Also, that's a marimbula. BEHOLD!

*yeah. 'dog. apostrophe-dog. it's short for hot-dog.

The Great Papyrus in his natural habitat

HUMAN! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE BONE ZONE? GREAT! BECAUSE I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE IN MY HAND! ONE OF MY FAVORITE SPECIAL ATTACKS! IT IS GREAT FOR SKATEBOARDING OVER OR COOKING SPAGHETTI WITH, NYEH HEH HEH! WAIT… WHY DO YOU LOOK DISAPPOINTED?