NYEH HEH I HAD MEANT TO PICK JUST ONE FLOWER FOR YOU HUMAN. I WANTED TO FIND THE PRETTIEST ONE TO MATCH

NYEH HEH… I HAD MEANT TO PICK JUST ONE FLOWER FOR YOU HUMAN. I WANTED TO FIND THE PRETTIEST ONE TO MATCH YOUR BEAUTY BUT ONE JUST WOULDN’T SUFFICE. BEFORE I KNEW IT I HAD A WHOLE BOUQUET IN MY HAND AND HAD TO STOP MYSELF BEFORE I PICKED THE ENTIRE GARDEN. PERHAPS I’LL GIFT YOU THE WHOLE GARDEN NEXT TIME! I COULD EVEN TRIM A HEDGE INTO THE SHAPE OF YOUR SMILE….. IS THAT TOO MUCH OR PERHAPS NOT ENOUGH? I SHOULD CONTEMPLATE HOW TO BEST INCORPORATE FLAMES AND SPIKES TO SHOW MY PASSION! OH, HOW ABOUT A HEDGE MAZE TO SHOW MY CRAFTSMANSHIP WITH PUZZLES AND HOW LOST IN THOUGHT I AM OVER YOU… NYEH HEH HEH HEH OKAY OKAY I’M RUINING THE SURPRISE IF I KEEP RAMBLING. I DO HOPE YOU ENJOY THESE FLOWERS IN THE MEANTIME.

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Commission for @bigoltrashpile . Thank you so much for such a fun prompt! I can’t help but feel a little flustered myself with how this turned out, heehee!

*yeah. 'dog. apostrophe-dog. it's short for hot-dog.

When you try to take a nap but you're haunted by the weight of your unearned success and unintentional double-kill.

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Song by Toby Fox: Undertale OST: 072 - Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans

Sans feeding tube

Why is it that I always have to draw Papyrus in the middle of the night?!?

HUMAN! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE BONE ZONE? GREAT! BECAUSE I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE IN MY HAND! ONE OF MY FAVORITE SPECIAL ATTACKS! IT IS GREAT FOR SKATEBOARDING OVER OR COOKING SPAGHETTI WITH, NYEH HEH HEH! WAIT… WHY DO YOU LOOK DISAPPOINTED?