Demi Gods Have The Life Expectancy Of A Lemming.

“Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.”

This is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while. Absolutely genius.

“How is 12 year old Annabeth head of the Athena cabin??”

1. Demi gods have the life expectancy of a lemming.

2. Gifted kids often burn out by age 16 & I doubt any of the Athena teens have the energy or desire to argue with their little sister who willingly takes care of all the family paperwork.

I don’t usually reblog stuff, but this is making me feel reallllll existential.

I just watched episode 16 of Dragons Rising and Cole and Geo make me ill. Like, they’re just so wholesome and I physically can’t with them. My multi shipper ass can’t take this. Like, Geo not wanting to tell Cole that his new form is all him and that Geo didn’t want to tell him because he thought he wouldn’t need him anymore is just, AHHH. And then Cole being like, “But I do need you.” Just, THESE BITCHES HAVE MY HEART!

LOOK AT HOW THEY LOOK AT EACHOTHER!!! Look me DEAD in the eyes and tell me they don’t care about each other.

THEY NEED EACH OTHER!

Thank you for coming to my ramble.

I’m not part of the Genshin Impact fandom, nor am I part of the Stranger Things fandom. But I feel like the

Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinale

meme is the new Chrissy Wake Up.

I have never seen the Fnaf movie, nor do I have any context for it. But this scene

And this scene

Have similar vibes.

Last Song: Rooftop by Lady Lamb

Favorite Color: Either purple or orange

Last Movie/Show: Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Next on my watch list: Hilda Season 3 and The Disastrous Life of Saiki K

Last Game: DeltaRune chapter 2

Last Book: I’m currently reading Heroes of Olympus, Son of Neptune

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: I’d have to go with sweet

Fiction I’m Currently Reading: I haven’t read a whole lot of fan fiction lately, although the last one I read was probably for Sk8 the infinity

Last Thing I Googled: The Disastrous Life of Saiki K because I could not, for the life of me, figure out how to spell disastrous when I talked about what was on my watch list.

Current Obsession: I’m slowly becoming obsessed with Sk8 the Infinity again, and am currently obsessed with Heroes of Olympus

Greatest Flaw: I’m not sure, but it’s probably my procrastination

Tags:(No pressure!)

@peekpeej @drinkingcausewere-bored @oddballtumbles @jaykinarts @octobrrrr @angycryptid @duomaxwellandducks @nezumiin1 @written-in-the-stars06

I don’t think this is everyone so sorry if I missed some of my mutuals

Tag game! Thanks for the tag @unhelpfulfemme :)

Last song: Defying Gravity from Wicked, according to Spotify, or whatever song I heard last on the radio this morning.

Favorite color: Blue, 100%! Although I do love green, and I love saying stygian blue is my favorite color just to be obnoxious.

Last movie/show: I’m two episodes into Breaking Bad (first watch), and four episodes into rewatching Star Wars: Rebels, but in Spanish this time. Because I have a French accent when I speak Spanish and that has to change.

Next on my watchlist: Finishing seasons 6 and 7 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars. For the, what, fifth time?

Last game: I don’t play video games, so the last game I played was probably cribbage? Lmao.

Last book: I just finished the newest Riordanverse book – The Chalice of the Gods – and I am currently reading Star Wars: The High Republic: Tales of Light and Life, which is a collection of short stories.

Sweet/savory/spicy: Man, I feel like I change my answer every time I get this in a tag game. Spicy, maybe?

Relationship status: Not something I disclose on the Internet.

Last thing I Googled: “chalice percy jackson” to make sure I was getting the title right.

Current obsession: I find myself getting sucked back into the Rebels obsession.

Greatest flaw: Again, not something I disclose on the Internet? Lol.

Fic i’m currently reading: None currently. Open to recommendations.

No pressure tags: Any one of my mutuals who would like to participate!