Hey

hey

hey

do you need something?

sound a bit hungry

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

it's a poll to find out the ratio of what kind of users exist on tumblr pls reblog

guys i NEED Dead Plate but it wont work on my computer

wait

wait just one minyrw

i eat paper

and other things, like my old ID from school, and tape, and others sleeves

Toootally not projecting or anything but Ford eats his shirt collars, maybe Dipper too. (It's a condition called pica) and if I want to be self-indulgent they eat paper as well, just absent-mindedly while working or thinking. Don't even realize they're doing it til someone else tells them to stop

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have fun!!!

im gonna watch the boys

I'm not dead! And I brought more Timestuck AU!!

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It's Dipper and Stan time! Same deal as my last post with Mabel and Ford: Dipper's already explained the situation now they're trying to figure out how to fix the situation.

Expect more soon!

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