Just A Man

Just a man

Reblog with the EPIC song that made you cry

Didn't know you could make soup, with them, I'll give it a try as I only eat the eggs, (huevas)

Ohhh god, that could be funny, hahahahah

Like....

Crew: I'm Hungry...Captain Odysseus is watching swhere the wind blows and the current... Then he see tunas and swordfish... Odysseus: to the sail, now!. A huge cloud of flying fish goes towards them Odysseus: wait, wait...... A fish falls on board, Odysseus: now!!!!! *The sail goes facing the cloud and fish collide against it, hiting the floor as they fall.* Crew: happy squeaky noises *Odysseus look of superiority.*

Obsessed with the implications of Odysseus never forgiving Palamedes for making him take part in this war. He commits more atrocities for victory than nearly anybody else.

He leads Iphigenia to the alter, he convinces Achilles to lead the slaughter, he creates the horse to sack the city, he throws Astyanax from the walls, he gives Polyxena to Neoptolemus,

and he doesn't even want to be there. He's not fighting to win; he's fighting to leave.

Yes, I wrote the hugging the legs part, as it was really important, and yes when she saw how he felt really, she freed him and gave him advice, (Hades, Scylla, Tiresias, etc...)

And yes in The Odyssey she is well-regarded by him, he still calls her goddess and honorifics, but the way he talks to her in the of his stay, seems more human, more personal, not like Calypso´s case where he is afraid to the bone of her.

He and Circe had a better treatment between the two in a year than He and Calypso in 7 years, it just shows as much of a goddess Circe was, she had a little bit more humanity that any god showed to Odysseus (Hermes, Athena and the bunch don´t count), He was afraid of Circe but not to the degree with Calypso.

I typed raped as an error, sorry :D

Epic the Musical:

Circe: Oh my! He cannot be transformed by my powers! What do I do?! What do I do?! Think think I need to protect my nymphs! Oh I know! He's a man after all! I'll seduce the hell out of him to get my power over him back! He clearly can defeat my entourage of wolves and lions all by himself! I mean he's damn immune to my magic! I am sure he can do anything with his sword!

Circe: *aggressive flirting*

Odysseus: Oh my gods oh my gods she is hot...what the hell?! Oh I am just a man! Forgive me... No! Wait! J can't! I love My wife way too much! Please let us go home! I miss my wife!

Circe: Awww that is so sweet! Of course darling. I was always a sucker for a good soap opera. Of course I'll help you free of charge and here's some useful tips for your trip! Drive home safely!

The Odyssey:

Circe: Oh my! This man actually had the AUDACITY to come in my home and threaten me! And he took all precautions (a God helped him no doubt). Finally a man I can consider worthy of standing by my side and not bad looking either!

Circe: Come on, darling. Remove your clothes and let's get down on it! Let's see what you've got!

Odysseus: (oh my! Forgive me Penelope that is the only way to save my men! Hermes told me not to refuse her a thing! She is a freaking goddess that commands all these wild beasts! Power over me or not she's a force to be reconed with!) F-Fine but I cannot do what you ask before I ensure my men are safe. Please release them first and then I will (gods gotta buy myself time! Ain't prepared!)

Circe: *does that*

Odysseus: *sighs* I guess we're doing this...

*A year later*

Odysseus: Okay men you had your fun but I can't keep entertaining her forever! We must go home!

Odysseus: Please Circe let me and my people go! We have to go back

Circe: Oh but can't you stay a bit more?

Odysseus: No...I miss my wife and son

Circe: Fine, my dear, if that's what you want... Your happiness is more important than my satisfaction and I love you so I shall let you go. You paid your price fully. Here are some useful tips for you, some provisions and good luck...

@iroissleepdeprived I also found Penelope!

As you can see I'm really messy, my bad >:D

Iro, Odiseo el Mafioso, hahaha

Te acuerdas?

The one woth the póster hahahahha

i was going to ulpoaded but forget and now searching in my drawings I have found him, hahahaha.

I will try to make a better drawing of him cause this is a scketch, hope you like it :D

Haha, yeah! It's very funny to see him as a mafioso and a sneaky liar. Thanks for making this. :D

i'll try to draw them together but it might get a while, hahaha

Iro, Odiseo el Mafioso, hahaha

Te acuerdas?

The one woth the póster hahahahha

i was going to ulpoaded but forget and now searching in my drawings I have found him, hahahaha.

I will try to make a better drawing of him cause this is a scketch, hope you like it :D

Haha, yeah! It's very funny to see him as a mafioso and a sneaky liar. Thanks for making this. :D

@perroulisses, your children

guys look at my wife and also this silly picture of jonny & tim