Ride The Cyclone Fan. Gripping Your Shoulders. Mischa Is NOT Stupid. He's Not An Idiot. He Is Canonically

ride the cyclone fan. gripping your shoulders. Mischa is NOT stupid. he's not an idiot. he is canonically a polyglot, fluent in English, Ukrainian, Russian, and some Dutch. He is a poet, a lyricist, a media analyst, and a GOOD one at that (even if he gets the movie title wrong). he is thoughtful and smart, and YOU have a bias against people who do not speak English as a first language, even if it means you disregard canon characterization for a punchline to a bad and overdone joke.

You're existence has been acknowledged you sad little homosexual. :)

Get urself friends like mine who will validate ur existence while also calling u sad and gay at 10pm<3

desperately refreshing my inbox on everything to check if people have acknowledged my existence (they have not)

Who up perfecting their dolls rn

MY FRIEND DREW SOME MERMAIDS AND TOLD ME TO POST IT SO HERE YOU GO TUMBLR ENJOY!!! (ignore the fact it's on the floor)

(they used @mellon-soup for reference ofc cus obviously I told them abt their references)