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"Who's to say I haven't already bitten you?~"

"I tease. No. My Vampire power is more demonic so natural light doesn't affect me."

@abridgedvampire said:

"You really think the daytime affects me?"

(From x)

“I know that you like enthusiastic moonlit walks. And what, are you suggesting you bit me and didn’t even take the credit?”

🎞️

Throwback Thursday!

"Hmm. Definitely when I first met the Police Girl. Man she had some huge tits. Like, huge boobs. Course I turned her into a Vampire and now those boobs are mine. But still. Was a funny moment."

It's Throwback Thursday! Send 🎞️ for my muse(s) to speak about a moment in their past they're fond of!

If you can't see the emoji, send "Film Reel"

"JOE MAMA!"

"What? Another visitor defeated Lupus Boreas? A guy... named Joe? Who the fuck is that?"

"Hmm, I bet. You made it."

“I’m glad you like it!”

Since she was left with the butter rum caramel, she held it between both hands and happily sipped it, ears flapping in delight at the taste.

“Oh, this one’s pretty good, too.”

I've been thinking. My attempts at reaching out to Hellsing RPers hasn't been great. Unsure if what I'm doing is acceptable by some standards, given that the more active Integra Hellsing blog I've found blocks abridged on the spot.

Which is a real shame because abridged or not, the interactions would be hilarious.

Here comes Tater with two drinks in hand, one being a cinnamon cream cold foam punkin latte and the other being a butter rum with caramel cappuccino. “These are my newest creations, if you wanna try one. I don’t know what flavors you like so you can take the pick and I’ll drink the other one.”

"Oooh, delightful."

Alucard proceeded to take the cinnamon cream cold foam punkin latte and gave it a sip.

"Mmm, that's good. You weren't kidding about the killer espressos."

Personal Blogs.

Please do not reblog threads that you are NOT PART OF.

It is rude and impolite.

Thank you.

I shouldn't even need to say this.

Luke Valentine really thought he'd be able to kill Alucard, who's not only the first and most powerful vampire, but was Vlad the Impaler in life. Man's was WAY in over his head.

Polished this Alucard for Toronto Fanexpo that happened last month ❤️🦇

Still like him!!

Have you partaken of polterxgheist's blood yet?

"No. Not yet. Boy is stubborn."

Mention: @polterxgheist

“I… also have a question. What… what does blood taste like?”

"Again. Depends on the blood of the person you're drinking from."

Can you taste magic in blood? Asking for a friend.

"Depends on the blood of the person I'm drinking out of. Mind telling me who this friend of yours is?"

cheesy vampire erotica? Sign me up

"Here's the Bleach you're going to need."

"Yes it's loaded into my gun, shut up."

Independent Portrayal of Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

Promo made by the lovely @hanasakuyuki!

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Follows back from @divinityunleashed

"Yes, mind reading. If I drink your blood, I can read your mind. It's how I learned about an imminent Nazi invasion of London."

"As for your prior question. Depends. You might survive, you might not. Orrr you might become a Vampire. Who knows."

“…Be real with me, how much is it gonna suck for me if I let you? Color me curious about it. Mind-reading?”

"Try it, big man. I'm positively throbbing to see just how you plan on defeating me."

“Watch it, or I’ll show you just what I mean!”

"So I also missed Stupid on your list of things wrong with you."

"Fine. Say I have no magic. I still have immense strength, and two pieces."

"What are you going to do? Drown me in money?"

In the ballpark? More like getting a home run. And in one move, too. Alucard was good.

“Listen ‘Alucard’ — magic or no magic, I’ll still beat you! As for Yugi, you’ve got it right that I’ll be the one to defeat him and crush him completely.”

(He didn’t reply to the daddy issues comment.)

Alucard. The Boogie Man has trouble sleeping because he's afraid you're hiding in his closet.

"Ooh but I am. The Boogey Man is always aware of my presence in some shape or form. Though if you're on about a certain variation of him, then he's not even a problem to an infant. He's absolutely shit at scaring people."

The boy couldn't stop his body from trembling. "W-What are you?"

"A REAL fucking Vampire. Not those pretenders from Twilight and cheesy erotica's either."

"Is that an invitation for me to drink and read your mind?"

"Cause I can if you want me to."

“What good are having fangs if they’re not being used to tease my flesh?”

I don’t just ship for smut. 

When I say ’ I ship this ’, It’s not due to the fact I want to see yaoi or any form of smut between the pair. It’s for all the other great things. I like to build relationships. bonds, trust. And hey, the heart wrenching stuff too! That trust can be broken within seconds, shit can hit the fan, and hey let’s throw in some angst in there that will initially make our ship stronger. Sure, smut makes any roleplayer go Ajdjsdshksdjhjf but I like everything else that comes with it, the fluff, the simple moments. Tagging things that remind me of that ship, sending sweet asks or just even normal asks to build on our own characters as well as their relationship. 

That’s how I define my ships.