WHAT IF:

WHAT IF:

What if Salazar had really bad balance and kept falling or tripping over:   Salazar:     (Picks up poster) Jack Sparrow. Do you know                         this pirate?  Henry:       Only by name (Salazar trips over nothing, Lesaro facepalms)   Henry:       -Oh! Um … Are you ok?  Salazar:     (Now lying on his back on the ground,                           acting casual as though tripping over is                                     normal for him)Yes, I’ll just continue                           questioning you from down here  Henry:       Um … ok    Salazar:      You’re looking for him? ( Henry continues gawking a him)   Salazar:       Is that a yes?  Henry:         Y-yes. ————————————————– 

 Jack:                Can I please have a drink … please?  Bartender:      Where’s your silver?  Jack:                Silver? How about a trade? Give me the                             bottle (Slams the compass down)     Lesaro:            Capitan, what’s happening?!  Salazar:           Jack Sparrow … Jack Sparrow has given                                     away the compass! (Rocks crumble, sunshine appears)   Salazar:            Daylight!- (Trips over, Lesaro curses under                                his breath)   Salazar:          (Lying on the ground, acting casual) It’s                                    time to hunt a pirate  —————————————————————  Lesaro:            Capitan, a ship sails toward us (Salazar causes the Silent Mary to rear up over the QAR )  Barbossa:         CAPTAIN SALAZAR, I HEAR YE BE                                  LOOKIN’ FOR JACK SPARROW?!  (Salazar stops, then suddenly his crew start jumping down onto the Queen Anne’s Revenge, and finally, Salazar jumps down, but then as he is walking up to Barbossa, he trips over. Barbossa does not know how to react - Lesaro, however, is not amused)   Barbossa:         (Trying to ignore the fact that Salazar is                                    now lying on the deck of the ship in a                                         twisted position) My name’s Captain                                    Barbossa, I stand before you with                                                       cordial intent  Salazar:             (Totally not phased about the fact he is                                  unable to get back up) Eeh, cordial                                  intent

And the rest of the Silent Mary crew.

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This is so true it hurts 😅