Abyssomega - Mega Ultra Chicken

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Wesker: That little sh*t is stilling my look. I’m the only man that can have that look in this universe not you

So I'm looking on handshake (a job search website) and I see this

Looks totally normal right, just someone looking to hire a SLP

But wait, look closer

WHAT?! $55,000 per hour!? Maybe I should become an slp....

Ok rant time (funny rant dw) bc I have been thinking about this SO MUCH

WHY THE FUCK IS LEWIS PEPPER SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN

Hugely powerful ghost man with big revenge stuff right? Thing is, WHY DID HE GO THROUGH SO MUCH DRAMATIC FLAIR JUST FOR THE EPIC IRONIC REVENGE?!

Lets start with Ghost

Lewis is clearly after revenge right? Arthur pushed him off the cave cliff and so he’s out to kill him, right? I don’t think he knew or knows about Mandy dandy green Jack-a-handy snatching Arthur’s body TO push him so he thinks Arthur just pushed him right? All clear? Ok. Please then, pray tell, why did he

MAKE AN ENTIRE HAUNTED HOUSE JUST FOR THE OFF CHANCE OF ARTHUR COMING

Complete with

Moving paintings

and EDIBLE FOOD?!

just so he could sit in his moping coffin for moping until Arthur (quite literally) dropped in

The coffin GLOWS and everything. Look at Lewis’ setup

Look at that. He knows his colours first of all with that black and purple glowing coffin looking like a gamer keyboard. An ominous red carpet and a bunch of flame saucers or whatever those things are called JUST so they can ominously light up one by one when Lewis comes out of his coffin.

These were all CONCIOUS CHOICES by Lewis when he was making this ominous mansion

if you don’t think so, look at the end of ghost

THE HOUSE DISAPPEARS, SHOWING HE CLEARLY MADE IT HIMSELF WITH HIS GHOST POWERS

LEWIS “I WATCHED MEGAMIND IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND WAS NEVER THE SAME SINCE” PEPPER SET UP ALL THAT JUST FOR THE CHANCE OF REVENGE AGAINST ARTHUR

The DRAMA of it all is already off the charts, but god it only gets better

Freaking out next, and there’s only one thing I can really point to, The ending scene with the chicken hat van man

Lewis hijacks a huge van to give chase to Arthur and crew. Simple enough, bit weird he could just float around to find them but understandable

What’s NOT understandable is how Lewis pimps the FUCK out of the van FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN THE VILLAIN AESTHETIC

LOOK AT THIS THING

EXTRA EXHAUST, HUGE SKULL SYMBOLS, ACCENTED YELLOW HEARTS, THE SAME EXTREME BLACK N GLOWY PURPLE, THE TRUCK HAS T E E T H

YOU COULD SEE THIS BITCH FROM SPACE

LEWIS WHAT PRACTICAL PURPOSE DOES ANY OF THIS SERVE

MAN JUST STRAIGHT UP PIMPED THIS RANDOM VAN INTO THE GOTHMOBILE 3000 JUST TO HUNT DOWN ARTHUR

LEWIS I LOVE YOU BUT WHAT THE FUCK

Hellbent just turns it up even further

Like

Do I even need to say anything about THIS

THE KICKER IS THE ENDING

YKNOW WHEN LEWIS CREATES A MEMORY CAVE JUST TO DROP ARTHUR FROM THE MEMORY CLIFF ONTO THE MEMORY SPIKES (I assume it’s a memory recreation)

HE COULDVE CHOSEN ANY WAY TO KILL HIM

HE IS CLEARLY BUILT ENOUGH TO

I DONT KNOW

SNAP HIS NECK?? SET HIM ON FIRE? LITERALLY ANY OTHER EASIER MORE EFFICIENT WAY TO KILL ARTHUR FOR YOUR REVENGE

BUT NOOOOO

LEWIS “DRAMATIC BITCH” PEPPER JUST HAS TO DROP ARTHUR FROM THE MEMORY CLIFF IN THE SAME WAY HE DIED

god just. Look at Lewis’ design as well

Look at that. A sleek black suit with bones like a ribcage or smth on either side bc bones mean death and death scawwy. Plated black gloves. This man KNOWS how to look like a villain

PLUS lewis Doesn’t have to have a huge purple flame quiff. We clearly see Lewis in ghost without it managing fine

(Could we call this bald Lewis?)

He does NOT have to have that huge flame quiff but he does bc he wants to look stylish when getting revenge

TLDR: Lewis Pepper is a drama queen with presentation as a villain in mind and I am here for it but at the same time it confuses me so much

Lol

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