This Whole Thing Has Me In Tears

this whole thing has me in tears

cruelty squad

that's literally it

If your UI doesn’t look like this

I am not playing your game

i mean if they were wearing flannel then its a wrap, but otherwise...

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

NO

YOU SPLIT THE ATOM

TOO MUCH CUTENESS ENERGY

WE'RE DOOMED

the shorties are rising, as a diagnosed tall skeleton, I am terrified

The orcs and the lizard-folk have decided on peace, now is the time for us gnomes to rise 

this is like, the sweetest thing

like wtf