The Floor Is Painted Red

The Floor is Painted Red

WARNING BLOOD AND DEATH IN LAST PART

so this is my first real fic with any romance I have posted and it's Perimedes/Elpenor along with Polites. It's fluff in first part and angst in the second part anyway hope you guys enjoy!

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Elpenor drags Perimedes to the side and starts to whisper his eyes full of mischief and he can't help but admire how full of life he is.He could stare at him forever watching his animated gestures and bright smile. He can get lost in his warm and light filled eyes.

“Okay so i have a- hey Peri you listening to me?” Perimedes shakes himself out of his staring, his face a faint red blush.

“Ah sorry what were you saying?” He listens best he can even if he might be a tad distracted with Elpenor's lips- no, bad Perimedes stop thinking of him like that he is just a friend-

“I found some paint hidden away and I have a way to liven things up. We can have it set up over Polite's doorway and when he leaves it will fall on him! It will be hilarious!” Perimedes tries to half-heartedly protest but when has he ever been able to say no to Elpenor? He sighs and lets himself be dragged away to set up the prank.

“There it's perfect! All we have to do is wait.” Both of them settle down nearby watching for the moment Polites leaves. It doesn't take long for Elpenor to start fidgeting, unable to stay still for long as Perimedes shakes his head fondly. Their patience soon pays off though as Polite's door opens and the paint comes splashing down and covering him in bright red paint.

He just stands there for a bit sputtering as the paint drips on the floor. He looks up and sees Elpenor and Perimedes laying on the deck laughing like crazy and his shock turns into a mischievous grin. Polites walks up to them and grabs a hold of them making sure to rub the paint all over them too.

Laughter soon fades into screams but the red still remains.

“Polites-” Perimedes stares at the paint blood covering Polites in shock. No this can’t be, it's just paint right? Polites is fine he can't be dead he can't- Perimedes stumbles his way over to Polites. He barely notices falling to the ground and the pain from the rough ground scraping his knees. He only recently figured out that he saw Polites as a father figure, he can't lose him so soon! Tears mix with the blood pooling around the still form of Polites as Perimedes sobs.

Why did he have to care so much?

let me just cry in a corner (this is amazing)

oh what a waste, army dreamers

(psst, you can watch this on my youtube, too!)

bonus gifs simply because i liked the way they looked

this is how that went right

keeping this for the future when I have time to read these-

Staring at you with big green eyes

Any Epic tickle fic recs?

*staring back with even bigger, even greener eyes* There are a few floating around, so I gathered them all here! If anyone noticed I missed one, please let me know so I can add it!

Elpenor anon wrote 2 fics here & here

@thelaughtercafe I believe was the first to write one & you can find that here

@giggly-moon has a few here & here

& @lemuelzero101 wrote 2 as well here & here

They’re all so cute & sweet, I can’t wait to read & write more!

basically suffering

that is a perfectly valid excuse lol

Drew more Bloodstar Angel Polites tis after he smites the Crew and he doesn't see Odysseus anywhere (because homie passed out in the water after ship got destroyed via Zeus effect) And fears Zeus killed Odysseus while Polites struck Zeus inspired divine judgement on the crew Aka an excuse for me to draw a pretty picture of a crying Polites