Says The One With The Baby Face, Dick Retorted. It Was Practically A Ritual Of His By Now, Whine To Anyone

“Says the one with the baby face,” Dick retorted. It was practically a ritual of his by now, whine to anyone and everyone nearby, get it out of your system, maybe guilt someone into going with you, profit. The only bearable ones were when he’d managed to talk someone into being his plus one, especially so when said plus one happened to be male and some of the more conservative crowds stayed clear of him. “If anything you should be joining me, you’re in cheek pinching range.” He definitely didn’t miss that.

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“You’re such a baby sometimes, Dick,” Tim laughed as he fixed his own bow tie. Despite all the galas he’d been to in his life, he could never seem to get it perfect. “We all have to go and none of us like it.” He’d been to galas most of his life and he still hated them. They were boring, never ended and you had to be pleasant and polite while chitchatting about things he had no interest in. There also always seemed to be at least one older lady who pinched his cheeks, saying how cute he was, which Tim definitely didn’t like. One day, he wouldn’t look like he was twelve, a curse for any fifteen years old teenage boy.

My muse is obviously injured but trying to hide it. Send "What happened?" to confront them about it

❝Don’t kiss me. Your mustache is disgusting.❞ {Wally: TheYearOfTheMuse}

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"And here I thought we had something special. Turns out you were just using me for my pretty face,” Dick joked. Truth be told he was about two seconds away from shaving it off, the only reason he hadn’t yet was because people kept telling him to get rid of it. “Are you telling me I could kiss you if it weren’t for the mustache?”

dick: i’m pouting because you tried to lie to me @starxhal​​’s kori: you’d pout even if i didn’t lie dick: 

u can say pspspspss to get my attention bro its ok we're mutuals

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