
Favorite spell: Chain LightningLeast favorite spell: Selfcast Testicular Torsion 26 | she/her ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ | BiMinors unwelcome
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Please take good care of them!
casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now
sucking the meat clean off the penis leaving just a cartoon bone behind
When I realized I was trans, I initially said that I didnโt feel much dysphoria, if at all. Now, like, a month later, Iโve began noticing things that actually do make me feel dysphoric. Itโs definitely all apart of the unlearning process
Saw a post on Twitter that was like "I think it's entirely possible to be trans without dysphoria, but a lot of you are severely underestimating how much dysphoria you actually feel and how much youโve let fade into background noise" and honestly? Yeah lol.

4000cc breast implants :)

Ice Climbers 30th Anniversary - Day 24 - Fountain of Dreams
How could anyone fight in such a beautiful and wonderful place?

a review from the cispontine end of london bridge, 8th of april 2023

not to sound like a perv, but i'd play with your hair and listen to your problems

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everyone give it up for godโs worstest failchild
since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"
I love when dogs carry their toys around so much you love your item. #itemgirl

The world is better with transsexuals in it

I'm a big fan of wizards-as-programmers, but I think it's so much better when you lean into programming tropes.
A spell the wizard uses to light the group's campfire has an error somewhere in its depths, and sometimes it doesn't work at all. The wizard spends a lot of his time trying to track down the exact conditions that cause the failure.
The wizard is attempting to create a new spell that marries two older spells together, but while they were both written within the context of Zephyrus the Starweaver's foundational work, they each used a slightly different version, and untangling the collisions make a short project take months of work.
The wizard has grown too comfortable reusing old spells, and in particular, his teleportation spell keeps finding its components rearranged and remixed, its parts copied into a dozen different places in the spellbook. This is overall not actually a problem per se, but the party's rogue grows a bit concerned when the wizard's "drying spell" seems to just be a special case of teleportation where you teleport five feet to the left and leave the wetness behind.
A wizard is constantly fiddling with his spells, making minor tweaks and changes, getting them easier to cast, with better effects, adding bells and whistles. The "shelter for the night" spell includes a tea kettle that brings itself to a boil at dawn, which the wizard is inordinately pleased with. He reports on efficiency improvements to the indifference of anyone listening.
A different wizard immediately forgets all details of his spells after he's written them. He could not begin to tell you how any of it works, at least not without sitting down for a few hours or days to figure out how he set things up. The point is that it works, and once it does, the wizard can safely stop thinking about it.
Wizards enjoy each other's company, but you must be circumspect about spellwork. Having another wizard look through your spellbook makes you aware of every minor flaw, and you might not be able to answer questions about why a spell was written in a certain way, if you remember at all.
Wizards all have their own preferences as far as which scripts they write in, the formatting of their spellbook, its dimensions and material quality, and of course which famous wizards they've taken the most foundational knowledge from. The enlightened view is that all approaches have their strengths and weaknesses, but this has never stopped anyone from getting into a protracted argument.
Sometimes a wizard will sit down with an ancient tome attempting to find answers to a complicated problem, and finally find someone from across time who was trying to do the same thing, only for the final note to be "nevermind, fixed it".

my message 2 the world

One of the things I adore about being around other trans women is getting to watch the people I love grow more confident, more beautiful and more themselves every time I see them. It brings me immense joy!
Y-yeah tbh
if i donโt get fucked soon i will cease to exist

Triple barrel shotgun
I wish everyone who isn't weird a swift recovery.
The worst thing is that low quality porn is still extremely easily accessible on tumblr, but what isn't allowed anymore really is user's expressions of their own sexuality.
I just wanna be an all powerful wizard with the capability to level mountains with the flick of the wrist while also being a pet for pretty people, my sole focus in life to be a good girl and listen and obey and have playtime and get pets and lick my friends and cry for attention and maybe send some demons to the shadow realm, at the demand of my owners
Is that really too much to ask?????