Correction

Correction

Here’s my angst-riffic fic for the anniversary. Fair warning: it ends on a cliffhanger and the second part may not be out for a while. 

Read on Fanfiction.Net [here] and on AO3 [here]

It was supposed to be a summoning just like any other.

It wasn’t.

Part 1: Dipper

It was a fairly ordinary night in for the Pines family. Henry was out for the weekend at some kind of librarians’ convention, and Mabel was grocery shopping (and with seven people to feed and one of them a demon, long trips to the grocery store were common), which left Dipper and Stan to watch the kids.

So, naturally, they’d summoned Dipper to the physical plane with a bag of lollipops and were playing Monopoly.

Technically, Dipper was only the banker, because house rules said that no one with omniscience could have a pawn, but that rule said nothing about auctioning off hints or specified rolls of the dice to whoever offered the most candy in return.

One far-too-easily-purchased Park Place and a couple trips to Jail later and the game had devolved into more of a shouting-and-auctioning match with the occasional throw of the dice, but the kids weren’t running wild over the entire house, so Dipper considered it a success.

Of course, it wouldn’t have been a weekend night at the Pines house without a summoning.

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TAU AU where Henry becomes a demon, either in the place of Dipper or instead of the Woodsman. Fic open season!

Consider the Transcendence in 2012

Henry would be 13 (technically a teen!) to Mabel and Dipper’s 12. How did he end up in Gravity Falls here and now? 

Perhaps a kind woman with no name gave him a ride to his uncle’s house, perhaps his uncle had custody of him, or perhaps his branch of the Corduroy clan had never left in the first place.

How did it happen, how does it end? All good questions. But perhaps a better one is to consider-

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March 2026

(if the author was so inclined, this Transcendence would happen on the day of the triplet’s birth, for that extra bit of pathos. But let’s give Mabel a break; it’s hard being pregnant) 

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Do Henry or the Triplets ever manage to have time travel adventures?

“So.”

Ugh. Acacia hated when Hank used that tone on her.

Hank pushed his glasses up on his nose. 

“You think it’s a good idea to go with this weird guy-”

“Blendin Blenjamin Blandin!”

“-the weird guy who accidentally killed Time Baby.”

“I did not kill Time Baby, Time Baby did not die and further more-”

Hank shot Blandin a look he totally stole from Dad. Acacia was surprised that it worked.

“Anyway, you think it’s a good idea to go with him to, what was it?”

“GLOBNOR!!!!!”

Mom mentioned Blandin having a mute button, why didn’t she say where it was? 

“Come on Hank!” she pleaded. “Remember all the games Mom and Uncle Dipper mentioned? The lightcycle races? The hot dog eating contests? Testing your mettle against monsters from across the galaxy? Five dimensional chess? Doesn’t that sound cool?”

“It sounds dangerous,” Willow finally chimed in, plopped in her bean bag chair and reading a magazine.

Acacia huffed. “Okay, doesn’t it sound fun?”

Hank shook his head. “For two seconds until you remember that Mom and Dad would ground us forever.” 

Willow looked up from her magazine at Acacia with a slightly vacant stare. Acacia tried not to squirm. When Willow looked at people like that…she usually was seeing things that people didn’t want her to see.

Finally, Willow looked back down and flipped a page. “I think your version of fun is different from ours Caci.”

Time for the big guns. “Don’t either of you want a time wish? That’s, that’s a big fucking deal right?”

Hank snorted. “Our uncle is a demon. Why do we need a time wish?” 

Not looking up from her article, Willow said, “Look, just admit you want to get into a fight, and you’ll be a lot happier.”

“I- what?” What? That was totally not the reason. Not at all! Acacia couldn’t believe that her own sister said that.

“Are any of you coming?” Blendin asked.

“Unlike these boring babies, I am!” Acacia looked at her siblings to see if her sick burn landed, and was disappointed to see neither of them were looking at her.One last chance. “Aren’t you all worried about me going off on my own?”

Hank was fishing under his bed for something. “I’m worried about the massive grounding you’re going to get.”

Willow finished her magazine, and leaned over to get another one from the pile. “I’m worried you’re going to come back covered in other people’s blood.” 

“That is a highly specific concern!” Blendin said, completely unnecessarily. 

Acacia rolled her eyes. “Whatever, let’s just go.”

(she had never had more fun, never felt more alive. And when Uncle Dipper finally appeared to get her, she had no idea why her saying that made him turn ghost pale.

Willow was right. She did have blood all over her darnit.)

Twenty Questions

An Avarice AU fic starring @thelastspeecher‘s OC Angie.

on AO3

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Pi mo helping Stan out of trouble? Or something with Never Human AU! Do you stick to the whole "faeires get burned by iron" thing?

That time Stan accidentally cast his spirit out of his body and Pi had to possess it, so other certain things with less good intentions wouldn’t be able to take over it.

And to the NH AU Q - Yep, though if it’s the changeling in their human form its more like an allergic reaction (but also depends on the mental state of the fae. could be minor or intense) and in full fae form iron burns them (btw you know that symbol that got burned into Stan’s back. Well i got the idea that because the metal was hot and had iron properties, it’s the reason why the burn never healed properly ;A;).

Alcor doesn’t know why Maddie greats Toby with a hug every time he come’s (home) over. He definitely didn’t tell her that how you greet your brother. No what could have given you that impression. She probably learned it a school. Yes, school that makes sense. Right.

the sarcasm in this post gives mod s life