When You Find Out Thegirl Youve Been Datingfor A Year Hasnt Seenhigh School Musical &YOU FEEL SLIGHTED

when you   find out the  girl you’ve  been dating  for a year   hasn’t seen  high school musical   &  YOU FEEL SLIGHTED ! 

‘wonderland: a new alice’ sentence starters ( act one )

“ maybe make-believing works if you are hoping something’s true. ”

“ believe it or not, i’m the only one who makes a cream of brussels sprout soup. ”

“ the tension here, you could cut it with a knife. ”

“ well, cancel yet another lifelong dream. ”

“ my god, it’s half past late. ”

“ when i wake up, i’ll wake up screaming. ”

“ when your alter-ego’s interfering, self-esteem cannot stop disappearing.”

“ make sure the journey’s worth the things you’re chancing. ”

“ drink me––––responsibly. ”

“ cherry tart custard pineapple toffee hot buttered toast coolatta! ”

“ you think you’re somebody until, suddenly, you’re not. ”

“ the you who you remember is who you forgot. ”

“ don’t listen to the noise in your brain. ”

“ we don’t wanna go near her with a ten foot pole, or she’ll chop off our heads with a twelve foot axe. ”

“ hey you, homo sapiens! how’s that feel? demeaning, isn’t it? ”

“ disney owns the rights. ”

“ well, let me start by telling you today’s special things about me. ”

“ i may have to carry you in my arms––––but not inappropriately. ”

“ to turn life into a fiesta, you just gotta add the letters s, t, a. and lose the l. and change the order of––––forget it! ” 

“ so there’s no clear and present danger? ”

“ the rules of chivalry aren’t quite dead yet. ”

“ it’s mostly a mean-spirited bunch of bullies who want to do away with everyone and everything but don’t have a clue what to put in its place. ”

“ i will track you down and then hit delete. ”

“ i am where you belong––––the right kind of wrong. ”

“ yes, i’m a big disappointment to myself as well. ”

“ to be a proper peasant, one must cower in the streets. ”

“ or else, instead, i’ll scrape your head and serve it a la mode. ”

“ just bow your head and live in fear. ”

“ i have a plan so heartlessly hateful i have to think you’re really gonna love it! ”

“ it’s where you never feel lonely whenever you’re alone–––that’s how you know you are home. ”

“ home is like a smile you see in a photograph. ”

“ be of good cheer, dear––––nothing’s as bad as at first it seems. ”

“ it’s an ecological nightmare. ”

“ managing stress is our specialty. ”

“ there you are! i have terrible, terrible, terrible news! ”

“ one kiss. lips are completely optional. ”

“ yeah, sure, stupid me–––the one time i should’ve been late, i show up on time. ”

“ the ending always starts a new beginning. ”

“ sometimes wrong is righter. ”

@digimmortality // cont

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just a reminder   to keep a watchful eye  on your pets this holiday !   animals can  get frightened &  may run from the loud noises or bright lights.   keep doors and  windows secure, or make sure your pet is safely out of harms   way when using  fireworks or hot grills etc.   take an extra moment to make sure  that part of your   family can enjoy the activities safely too!  whether it’s a dog, cat, horse, rabbit, fish, ferret, etc -  let’s all have a happy fourth ! 

☏ | five what by five what --- ? what a  catchphrase  that was.       “ she’s   (   fine   )  --    she just   ran out to grab    something before i woke   up is all     ------ “  whoops.  ~ &    throat clearing.                   “ you’re fine,   sweetie.         i know a few people like that. “  

“Whoa. I miss somethin’. I mean– she okay– did she–”

What? Die? Become an alcoholic? Any thousand combo of stuff’s runnin’ through the Chosen Second’s head. She’s a little spooked. Forgive her, she cares.

“Cool. Sorry. Foot in mouth syndrome. Kinda eatin’ my sneakers all the time.”

Like now. Like forever.

“I mean, question is, she five by five?”