The One With The Roadside Water Pipe Is Our Collective Pussy

The one with the roadside water pipe is our collective pussy 😂😂😂

Pedro Pascal - Behind the scenes of Esquire’s April/May 2023

Me waiting for all those din x reader fics set in that Nevarro country house  😂 😂 😂 

And all the tasty smut that will come out of it 😏😏😏

Did you all see the thick dum dum booty mando when they're climbing up the wall 👀 👀 I don't have the gifs unfortunately 🤣🤣

𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ⊳ behind the scenes cut no. 1

synopsis . you always enjoyed nights like this, nights where his recom personality shown through his rough exterior.

warnings . nsfw !!! no use of y’n , heavy use of pet names ( princess , cupcake , baby ) , miles gets overwhelmed , use of sir , soft ! recom ! quaritch

words . 1.3k

notes . i believe recom and human quaritch are different .. recom just had his memories . said so himself

since you and miles started your relationship, you’ve felt better.. there were no more tear stained pillows, or sleepless nights, mostly because he has you sleep in his room after hours. like this night,

barefoot like normal, you tiptoe through the hallway, tapping on you boyfriend’s door as quietly as you could. the door let a soft hiss as it opened, you slipped in, watching as he peeks his head out of the door to make sure no one was privy to your secrets. now sitting on his bed, you let a giggle slip when he shut the door, always finding the uncoordinated twitching of his ears amusing.

“ an’ what’s so funny, princess? ” you felt butterflies flutter in your stomach, ears pinning back as your eyes fluttered shut. eywa the things that nickname does to you. you felt the bed dip on either sides of you as you pulled your eyes back open.

“ is that right? ” you nod slowly, eyes lifting to look into his. he had one table lamp on, the one on his side of the bed, and the soft hue that shone from them made his eyes a pretty golden brown, your ears pinned, flat against your head as you took in the beautiful sight.

“ focus, princess. ” his voice was slow, his chest vibrating as he spoke. you took a deep breath, blinking to focus as he asked.

“ you distract me.. ” you mumble, lips barely moving as you glanced back down at his lips.

“ s’that so? ” miles set himself down on the bed, and your eyes followed him. he didn’t say another word for a moment, just looking at you. he moved his hand, ushering you closer to him. you shuffled in his bed, leaning down to drape your leg over his, your tail finding a way to wrap his calf while your hands mindlessly drew shapes in his abs. his hands came to you, one resting on the small of your back while the other danced up your thigh. you always enjoyed nights like this, nights where his recom personality shown through his rough exterior.

he looked down at you, watching as you busied yourself. his lips jut out, the hand caressing your thigh lifting to turn your head to the side to allow room for his. as his lips made contact with your neck, your thighs pulled together,

“ nuh uh ” he growled softly, hand moving from your face to your thigh, pulling it back over his as his thigh pressed itself against your core. your body felt like jelly, the vibration from his voice shaking you and sending the pleasure down your spine. he shifted both of you, pulling you fully in his lap, hand gripping yours to grind you on his thigh.

“ oh~ ” your voice was shaky, his teasing kisses on your neck relentless as he felt your hips set a steady pace on his thigh. his hands traced up your hips, slipping under the shirt you wore to pull it over your head. he pulled away from your neck, taking in the sight as if he’d never seen it before.

he cursed, feeling his pants grow tighter as he admired your body, the only mark on you from weeks ago when your kuru’s linked in the forest. his finger ghosts over the fading mark, your body responding with a soft shiver.

“ miles..need you ” he hummed, pulling you to straddle his hips as he sat up, lips instantly trailing kisses down your neck. large hand pressed between your shoulder blades, your eyes fluttered closed once again as you felt his tongue slide over the mark he left long ago. your hands found his biceps, nails making half moon indents in the blue flesh as you let a breathy moan slip past your lips. he leaves the mark on your shoulder to lookup at you, pupils blown and eyelids heavy, lips parted. hand moving from your back to rest just below your jaw, gently squeezing on the sides of your throat. you lean forward to press a sweet kiss to his lips, smiling as he kissed you back. as you try to pull away, his body follows you, deepening the kiss as he pulls your hips to grind down on the hardness in his pants. you moaned into his mouth, arousal slipping through your sleep shorts. he pulls away, leaving the both of you breathless as your chests heaved, trying to retrieve the air you stole from each other.

turning you over, miles slots his hips between yours, grinding into you as he peppered kisses down your neck, teeth wasting not another moment before sinking into the mark he left previously. you cursed, the stimulation between him grinding against you and his teeth reclaiming your mark made your wetness pool between your legs in an embarrassing amount, if you paid any attention to it. your boyfriend released your skin, growling as he watched the mark get deeper in color, pants straining he grinds into you.

“ come, lift your hips f’me princess. ” he mumbled as his fingers dipped under the elastic of your shorts and underwear. you lifted your hips to get the garments from over the plush of your ass, he tossed them somewhere, heart pounding in his ears with excitement as his eyes settled over your soaked heat as he pulled your legs over his shoulders.

“ fuck.. ” he groaned, head dipping to lick a fat stripe up your folds before taking a one breath of your aroused scent.

“ m-miles.. ” you whined, desperate to feel him inside you. he lifted his head from between your thighs, giving you a warning glare before leaning into your thigh, nipping it and pressing two fingers between your folds, stretching you. your body tensed with pleasure as another whine left you.

he smoothed his tongue over the bite, a smirk forming as he watches the area get darker. miles sits back, your legs falling to rest beside him. he sides off his bottoms, the articles joining yours on the floor, erection taping his stomach below his naval. your mouth watered as you sat up, reaching out for it, but his hand came to stop you, two fingers into your chest, guiding you to lay back down. seeing the pout that formed on your face he shook his head,

“ not this time princess. ” using your arousal on his fingers as lubricant, he pumped himself slowly. pressing a thumb to the base of his length, he guided it to your opening, other hand resting by your hip. he pushed past your opening, groaning as your velvety walls welcomed him, pulling him deeper into your warmth. your nail scratch hot red lines down his back as he pushes deeper into you, a thin sheet of sweat covering your bodies. once his hips met yours, he rested his head in the crook of your neck, one hand gripping the pillow beside you and the other holding a bruising grip on your waist.

“ so- tight.. ” he mumbled into your shoulder before sucking another mark into your neck. he peppered kisses as far down as he could go before puling out of you slowly. you whined, not trilled with the emptiness, however your cries were answered when he sheathed himself in you again, filling you to the brim, tears stinging your eyes. fuck..

your tongue lolled out as he continued to fuck into you, breasts bouncing with each powerful thrust of his hips.

eywa he felt so good..so so so good. feel him in my throat..

a kiss to your lips brought you back to him,

“ focus on me, princess. ” his voice was low, wavering ever so slightly as he moved a hand under your chin, squeezing just enough to make your mind numb.

“ fuck. y’like that, don’cha? ” you squeezed around him tighter, hand resting on his wrist to ground you. you tried the best you could to nod, mind void of any thoughts that didn’t consist of your boyfriend.

“ yes sir~ feels good ” sir. your words rang in his ears. his vision spots, heart racing faster than he thought possible. his arms wrap around your waist, stilling himself inside you as his cock twitches. he lets out a shaky breath, holding you still so he doesn’t blow his load right then.

“ y’re gonna be the death a me, pretty girl.. ” his bearings return to him, bearing which he knows he doesn’t have one with the way that word falls from your pretty lips. he pulls out of you, turning you on your stomach before pushing your cheeks apart and siding back into your heat. the new position had you shaking, pushing your hips into him.

“ j’st like that, d’me a favor ‘n touch yourself baby. ” moans leave your lips, muffled by the pillow as you reach a hand down to rub tight circles on your clit, your body filling with brain numbing hot pleasure as you feel the coil in your stomach threatening to snap without warning.

“ ah! ‘m close sir..c’n i cum? please! ” he cursed, ears pinning back to his head as one hand moving to your waist while the other grips the base of your tail.

“ cum pretty girl. ” and you did what you were told. body shaking as your orgasm hit you like a train. his hands pulled on your hips, stilling himself deep within you as his release washed over him, filling your heat to the brim.

published . october 11, 2023

Well, they may as well call this episode "Dr Pershing"😅😅

Hey yall! Just want to share a Mando x reader fic here called "Lessons In Being Lost & Found".

The writing is stellar and the smuts is soooo good - i honestly don't know how many times I've re-read it and it always amazes me how many amazing writers and artists there are in the fandom.

Basically the setting and context is quite similar to Rough Day, only that if sweet girl is more "standoffish", according to the author's own words. Check it out while you have time!

I'm a journalist myself and if I could write half as good as this author or @no-droids 😁😁😁