I Was Going To Be Executed For A Crime, But I Refused To Die And Stole The Executioners Ankles And Ran

I was going to be executed for a crime, but I refused to die and stole the executioners ankles and ran away.

Kim: *breathes*

Me: that was kinda annoying why would he do that

Tankhun: rude, indeed

if evil why has a cute animal companion

i hope all you lesbians are having an especially great week this week, i love y'all

all the lesbians get a little forehead kiss this week, i don't make the rules

The fact that Vegas beats Pete to the verge of death and the one I want to murder is Kim says a lot about me and it's probably not anything good

i am not joking when i say it, but it would be easier to explain watching porn than watching kinnporsche

cause how do i explain that yes, my birther, i am watching a show about gay meowfiosos who have daddy AND mommy issues on top of layers upon layers of unhealed trauma +

main couple is basically gay and thai 365 Days,

secondary couple is a Beauty and the Beast meets Hannibal x William Graham but also with 50 Shades of Grey subtext,

and another couple is basically a mafia au!One Direction, queer and thai fanfic of Singer x normie student,

and that's just the damn surface