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I’m hiring NPCs for my estate

Starting wage is $10/hour, with a $300 stipend for utilities and food. Housing is provided. 

Job description

Stay in the same outdoor area from 8 am to 8 pm every day

8:01 pm - 7:59 am will be spent in bed. You can’t get up unless I try to kill you in your sleep.

I get to look through your pockets as much as I want, whenever I want, and you can’t say anything unless you notice me take something.

If I slip a vial of posion into your pocket you have to drink it no matter what.

You can ask me to do tasks that are vital to your life and well-being and I will complete them, but it’ll take five weeks.

Can’t wear nicer clothes than me unless you’re okay with me attacking you for them

There are two types of Overwatch players.

trying to get your story together like:

In Witch Hunt, Finn makes a big deal about the fact that Anders swam across Lake Calenhad to escape the templars one time. Anders supposedly escaped the Circle 7+ (DA2’s Codex says ‘dozens’ but that seems like an oversight on their part) times. Sneaking onto the ferry doesn’t seem likely. I...