You Have Gross Perverted Thoughts About Me?? That's So Sweet

you have gross perverted thoughts about me?? that's so sweet

oh no sweetie, how'd that happen?

*forcefully presses on bruise i gave you*

you've got to let that weird girl with kind eyes hit it from the back unprotected

Me entering tumblr thinking i wouldnt gain any new kinks but going nearly feral over the fact i smell like them after reading just a few scent related posts-

i don't know how tags work yet ignore these-

btw normalize teaching your mutt tricks!!! every time you fuck its sweet spot, say “speak” and you’ll get the prettiest & most desperate bark you’ve ever heard!!! keep training until one day out of the blue you say “speak, boy!” and he starts leaking for you and lets out a pathetic cry because of the association with the trick!!!

me just realizing i posted my intro earlier when it was not finished-i have no idea how i didn't notice this