Fuck You All Jesse Is Canonically 26 Years Old

fuck you all jesse is canonically 26 years old

you know weird al. have you read the mpreg conspiracy theory about him

why would you ask us, emoheritageposts, this?

im bored, in pain and just woke up so the only reasonable thing to do is make aaron z hcs

- either the second or third youngest member of 4town, i can't decide

- falls asleep anywhere

- hates the spice girls with a burning passion

- calls jesses kids 'mr jesse jr' and 'miss jesse jr' cause he keeps forgetting their names

- actually really good with a skipping rope (or jump rope, whatever you call it), and can do intense asf tricks with it yes this hc was made when i was watching a whipped into shape tour video

- he dislocated his shoulder during a show once and didn't realise until much later

- whenever someone beats him in a game of basketball he stays in his room for the rest of the day refusing to talk to anyone except t

- PROJECTING RN BUT HE ADORES BROADWAY AND HIS FAVORITE SHOWS ARE LES MISERABLES, GREASE AND HAIRSPRAY 🤩🤩, HE OWNS THE BOOKS AND HAS LOADS OF PLAYBILLS

- nah this man is actually kinda sensitive

- either 20 or 21 idfk

ok thats all i can think of gb

hi this was the bi rodrick anon. nonbinary rodrick anon was my partner. i just want to apologize for the spam asks, i thought it was just a joke thing but it turns out they had a rodrick heffley tulpa that they were trying to summon into this plane of existence using “potent tumblr energies”. anyway they got arrested last night so i just want this to be over. thanks

I was gonna send a funny meme through here but i realized i cant send an ask thru alberts-hat and im coping so hi epo

OH EM GEE HI I JUST SAW THIS .

real

what never fails to piss me off is mrs teavee singing in vidiots like THATS YOUR FAULT!!! YOU NEGLECTED YOUR SON