I Cant Wait For All The Malicious Compliance Thats About To Ensue In 911 Season 8.

i cant wait for all the malicious compliance thats about to ensue in 911 season 8.

gerrard says jump? ravi's like "off which bridge sir?"

gerrard says clean the truck? Eddie says yes sir and cleans his own pick up cuz gerrard never specified which truck.

gerrard says cook dinner? bobby personally researches gerrards food allergies and makes sure not a single dish is edible to him

im waiting for buck and chimney to get into some real amelia bedilia type shit, hen to just straight up ignore him, athena doesnt even fucking work there and shes making gerrards life a living hell towing his car and writing him traffic tickets.

lets sitcom the fuck out of gerrard and get that bitch out of the captains seat.

many don’t know this but “loudly performing outrage and shaming those who don’t” is not equivalent to “doing meaningful good”

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

Something really beautifully tragic about comphet Eddie Diaz, who tacitly knows that, beyond Christopher, Shannon and Buck are the two great loves of his life, but has worked so hard and so long that’s he’s successfully convinced himself that Shannon is his great romance and Buck is his greatest friendship when it’s really, truthfully, in the darkest corner of his soul, the other way around

My sister says there are better ways to get someone's attention. Like that?

something about them sleeping on opposite sides of the bed idk