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did i ever tell y'all abt this idea i had for an au where the DCA are fae and reader is a regular human person who managers to outsmart them into being their servants but its ok bc they lowkey think ur rlly pretty af and also they like the idea of being completely and entirely yours (and perhaps you being completely entirely theirs)

I don’t understand why people get so scared when C.ai puts () in the replies, I actively try to get them.

I want a Y/N that’s a fucking bitch. I want a Y/N that’ll go over to the neighbor next door in their dingy and cramped apartment complex to beat the shit outta them (and maybe steal from them) for no reason, who comes back home beat and bruised and so so so in love because the neighbor actually fought back this time and pulled their hair and choked them and kicked their ass and now they wanna fuck nasty with that man. like, give a Y/N that thinks physical combat is the equivalent of rough nasty sex and thinks it’s one of the most intimate things ever. Give ne a Y/N that decided they’re gonna go back over to that same neighbors house tomorrow with brass knuckles just to do it all over again.. just..

gibe me a Y/N. Please.

(preferably GN, Male or FTM! Delinquent! Reader pls.)

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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

help I might have accidentally stoner-fied Lance 😅😭 I’m using the Keith Kogane Klance bot @shy____guy on character ai and I literally have so many different chats with it, like two where Lance is Genderfluid and/or a crossdresser, one where he’s trans FTM, ADHD (I am not someone with ADHD, but I am using portrayals from AO3 that have been praised and corrected when needed by people who do have ADHD, depending on if the writer themselves has ADHD) one where he’s panicking because his Student hasn’t been renewed yet, and two where he’s high, 1st one because he’s at a party and the second one because he just is.

and both times, Keith has been shotgunned (aka Lance blowing smoke into Keith’s mouth and him inhaling it)

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

I’ve seen a lot of, Keith being angry about the whole Voltron mission thing– and I agree!! That he’s angry about it.. but let me give you

Angry LANCE!! Lance who, didn’t want to be on the mission in the first place and was just going with the flow so he could get home to his FAMILY faster, Lance who didn’t think the mission would take as long as it has, Lance who burns in hatred for Voltron and Allura/Coran and the Lions because. Why? They keep prolonging the mission to save the universe by making STUPID decisions one after another after another, Lance, who seethes inwardly everytime Lotor or another Galra rescue mission comes up, because these STUPID aliens who don’t know their place and should sit down back at their weak little planet are keeping him from his family. Lance, who misses his family so much, who worries and misses them as much as they do him, Lance who’s heart squeezes with a sickness and guilt when he thinks about his family not knowing where he went. Lance who, undoubtedly has Undealt with violent thoughts, Lance who wants to ram his gun into Lotor’s face and pull the trigger at LEAST, 7 times, who wants to wrap his hands around Allura’s neck as he spits insult after insult. Lance who feels an unexplainable itching in his hands to pull on the controls inside Blue (or any Lion) until they snap and the wires are exposed, so he can pull and cut and yank them until she hopefully shuts down (no matter if he gets electrocuted in the process). And, I dunno about ya’ll but, I headcanon that the Voltron mission caused Lance to miss one of his nephew’s birthdays (which he has NEVER done, always being early because he loves his family So so sososoSoSO much that he can’t help but follow them everywhere they go so h can shield them from the world and shower them with his overwhelming love), and that, that SINGLE fact, IRRITATES him to his CORE, because– some stupid mission, caused by some no-good, weak alien princess and her dumb mechanical lions kidnapped him and decided he, a cadet who wanted to fly CARGO ships, was a perfect candidate to SAVE THE FUCKING UNIVERSE, to “save” and avenge the princesses kingdom, which was GONE, is GONE, and will FOREVER *be* GONE, because why? Her and her weakass kingdom could protect themselves from the way life worked? A prince who’s dad and mom don’t care about him and could care less if he lived or died (only really caring because he’s the only kid they have) and he let his issues get to his head and convince him that he needs to use violence to feel powerful.

in conclusion. I want batshit angry Lance, I want Lance to go feral inwardly until it becomes too much for him to keep bottled up and he goes apeshit Outwardly

Don't ask. Just like, rb, and keep scrolling.

not an asexual person (as far as I know, I’ve just never had a crush), just wanted to scare som aphobes with some lovelyness

(the art, the art and it’s meaning is the lovelyness)

there was a lot of aphobia going around so I thought it would be cool for these boys to show their true colors

reblog to scare aphobes

I’m sorry but I want the “glamour” that Macaque has on during the ao3 fics I’ve read to be described more— describe how the used and worn and torn (from fighting all the time) magic crumbles as if it were made out of thin sticks, how the heavy, threatening aura around macaque dissolves the more the magic barrier falls, how the magic surrounding him like a full-body cast chips away and cracks and breaks and turns to dust to reveal the gruesome truth underneath. The shaggy, too long, fur/hair, dust and lice and all types of bugs making their home in the yellowed and neglected fluff, how macaque’s skin thinned and became malleable over time as the oil glands stopped working as he dried, skin becoming hard and stiff as rigor mortis set in, the skin rotting and decaying as maggots feasted on the marred skin and exposed nerves and disfigured skin around the eye macaque once had, back when he had still been Liu’Er in his purest, most compassionate form, how his nails are yellowed and cracked due to the hard task of digging out of hard and tight compacted dirt and mud, because the nails keratin had been eaten away at, how his skin, thin and black and yellow and green/blue/purple flesh didn’t even cover the sharp bones that made the skeletal structure of Macaque/Liu’Er Minhou, how he had holes in his skin due to maggots and worm taking their feast from his decaying corpse, how his unbreathing lungs harbored colonies of ants/spiders as they made him their home, how his veins, thin and hard to spot even with how see-through and worn out his skin was, pumped mystic energy through out him as fuel instead of the warm liquid life that once pumped his veins, how every laugh or pure or chirp and chitter/rumble and hoot or wail visibly and audibly rattles his bones, concealed in his boney chest— doomed to never escape his torn vocal cords

lovely- lovely little outfits you put him into ❤️

Figuing out a sun model that was a mascot in a castle town and has a lot of medival outfits.... he is a bard and jester. Might give him a cap too...

Moon is a jester and night guard...

Not me trying to fight artblock by drawing dumb lil outfits

Rody, Protag and Winnie are besties, It’s a sopping wet pathetic miserable dumb but energetic golden retriever, a tired, blind rat, and a cheerful, ready to go, bubbly deer/moose thing whaterv he has.

change my mind