Nina : No Your The One Farting Bubbles!

Nina : no your the one farting bubbles!

matthias: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

nina: okay but in my defense, jesper bet me 50 cents that i couldnt drink all that shampoo

matthias: that's not- you drank shampoo?

I wanna do a kaz brekker x inej rp since all my other rps are dead or left . It will be based on the six of crows and crooked kingdom book but with out Mathias death . The rp will be set after the crooked kingdom book but before the rule of wolves (since I havent read it yet)

It will have sexual content , rape (mentions of inejs past) , death , torture, blood (its kaz brekker what do you expect) , obejtifing women ( it's the barrel what do you expect) , abuse and just things you would expect in six of crows .

I'm dyslexic and have adhd so my spelling and grammar arent the best , I usually build off how much my partner has written so the more you write the most likely thing will be I will write more .

I will play inej and you will play kaz brekker

Inej has been out at sea for a year and has decided to return to ketterdam to se everyone of course jesper , nina , Mathis and wylan are at the dock waiting for her but .... no kaz . Inej cant lie when she felt a bit upset when she realised he hadn't come to see her .

When she finally gets to the club she goes upstairs to see the room is no longer his office but a spare room . Nina explained he took perkins old office so he didnt have to keep climbing up and down the stairs with his leg . As inej walks to him office she can hear both humming and talking as she slid into his office she sees .... kaz humming and feeding the crows saying " her you go you little scavengers " . Something she used to do when she was there , she smiles " Hello basterd in the barrel" she said smiling at him as he turns around his jaw dropped eye wide as if he had just seen the largest pile of money ever or that what she thought that expression looked like but in true he had seen her again kaz stood up and straightened his back " inej ...."

If your interest please let me know

I'll be online around most day 7pm (UK times ) till 9-10pm (UK times)

This made me burst out laughing

Professor Hob with Cat Dream on a zoom class

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

I redrew my kaz brekker or more widely known as dirtyhands one month later in my new art style sooo yeah... enjoy

TDOV Fic Recs

it's trans day of visibility (TDOV) today so i'm here to recommend some fics to celebrate!

before i do, a note on the day: trans visibility is a double-edged sword. "visibility" is often straightforwardly equated with liberation and empowerment but for many, many people visibility is also dangerous, life-threatening even. under no circumstances should anyone out someone else nor should anyone feel pressure to out themself for the sake of "visibility". liberation should never depend on being legible or visible - ask yourself, visible to whom?

that being said, seeing yourself in media, in the public sphere is vital. there's nothing quite like it. every time a trans person is truthfully, faithfully, and lovingly portrayed in media another trans person gets their wings.

to that end, here are my fic recs >>>

[the below fics are about being trans, include trans characters, and/or are written by trans writers].

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six of crows // multiple ships

zowa of sherwood 28.6k WESPER (multipart - incomplete) by @anonniemousefics

sweating the cheat notes off my thighs 10k KAZPER (smut oneshot) by @doorsclosingslowly

trans crows series by @jackwolfes

* extra special shout out to who to look after, who to watch out for 4k KANEJ (character study oneshot)

what you want 9k KAZPER (smut oneshot) by @0363thisisdifficult5915

the stars don't always shine 16k KANEJ (whumptober oneshot) by @aneiria-writes

love, laughter, and latex 3.5k KAZPERNEJ (smut oneshot) by Gold_Vermillion

foreign stars 10k KAZPER (multipart - complete) by @siixofdoves

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of course, this list only scratches the surface of all the lovely trans fiction (both fan and non-fanfiction) out there but it's a start. today, like every day, is a good day to celebrate trans folks and trans experiences.

have a great trans day of visibility!