*in A Fight* Youre Just Jealous That My Blood Gets To Go Wherever It Wants And Yours Is Stuck Inside

*in a fight* you’re just jealous that my blood gets to go wherever it wants and yours is stuck inside your stupid veins

MB’s internalized CR prejudices against other constructs and MIs, along with its tendency to both intentional and comically accidental hypocrisy are some of the realest things about it.

MB: I’m an individual with a name! (it’s Murderbot).

Also MB: Call me SecUnit

Also MB: Free bots name themselves and everything about it is stupid.

Glorious.

Murderbot is really judgy of bot's chosen names for someone who named itself 'Murderbot'

The asterisks are killing me. Perfect.

best f***nds

I am SO excited for the slowly accumulating suggestion that everyone is wrong about how sentient bots - even the supposedly “limited” ones really are.

SO excited.

If the Transport in Rogue Protocol is used to trips like that, where people are constantly agitated and fighting, and saw Murderbot list itself as “security consultant”, do you think the pilot bot thought to itself “oh thank god” and had one semi-pleasant trip?

TIHI

been repeating this in my head all day