Why Is This Messing Me Up?!?

Why is this messing me up?!?

system collapse

We need media, visual, audio - we'll need music - and text. We had to hit them with everything.

still not over That conversation from System Collapse. what a two-hit combo. what a scene. chefs kiss 🤌

Since MB is busy sulkily watching its show, ART pursues its function of caring for its crew’s emotional needs with its usual zeal.

so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

The fact that Perihelion's dominant personality trait is pettiness is so funny to me given that it's literally a galaxy brained machine. It holds on to Murderbot calling it a liar and later says: "Secunit's earlier statement that lie a lot is untrue," and won't move on, instead insisting, "I want an apology" and further won't accept being given the finger by snipping, "That was unnecessary" AND THEN bursts into Murderbot's feed to insist "You should understand I did what I had to do." When none of this works, Perihelion tries to coopt Amena by letting her call it by the name ART. Good thing Murderbot doesn't need a lot of oxygen because this onslaught of pettiness would make it really hard to catch its breath.