Tender Moments With Billy Lenz

Tender Moments with Billy Lenz

(In honor of the holiday season, my fav attic rat)

Ice skating. He's not very good. He sucks. But that what couples in the Christmas movies do. He's supposed to catch you when you slip. It's supposed to be romantic and he is supposed to kiss you. He wasn't supposed to fall flat on his face, dragging you down with him.

Christmas movies. You shouldn't be surprised. This is his season. However, tread with caution. While there are so many ones he'll watch, there are also some that trigger him. The 60s grinch? You pop that bad boy on and he's singing along. It's a Wonderful life? He crying and screaming.

Baking. This is a double-edged sword. On one hand, watching Billy laugh while covered in flour is *chef's kiss* But then you have Billy laughing, covered in flour, laying on the kitchen floor making snow angels. Oof

Fondue. Look, it was the 70s. Everyone was obsessed with Fondue. Billy is no exception. It's easier to get a home kit, as opposed to taking him to a restaurant. Billy is feral after all. Billy being Billy, he liked the chocolate more than the cheese. And he also has no need for the fancy food. Just get him some strawberries and marshmallows and he's golden.

Pottery class. Seems weird, I know. But this is just one of those things he can mindlessly do. Something for his brain to focus on. Plus, you're there. He can feel normalish.

Fireplace. Billy watches too many Christmas movies. We've established that. But I don't think you understand how committed he is to this bit. You come home from whatever you're doing, only to find Billy lounging by the fire with a plate of saltines. Romantic.

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