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y'know what? fuck you *robobots your patchland*

"This place looks awful. How did you even manage to make it look so bad."

"I'll tell you if you stand still a few seconds."

ok I know this definitely isn’t what parallel is like, but…

what if parallel MK was like this

Based off this post.

Don’t repost.

the entirely-canon-as-of-two-days-ago-except-for-the-last-one adventures of susie https://www.nintendo.co.jp/3ds/jlkj/special/index.html

throwback to the one fic idea i had that was just

Fluff: Kirby, I don't feel so good [collapses on the dirt and lays there like he's dead]

Kirby:

Kirby: Oh my god he couldn't stand the germs of this dimension oh god oh fuck oh shit did i just kill him

im given a scan of rare Kirby lost media and this is the bullshit i do first (ty “tip” for the scan!)

y’know with all the jokes about dmk pissing on things i’m starting to think he just has poor bladder control

doodles lets go

is marx kirbysuperstar(ultra) a chad?

yeah

He no like eggplant

Chomp

Bonk

Splat

Bonk again

Local puffball is bullied by a mass of darkness while said mass of darknesses father looks down upon us mortals

part 2

Kirby having to beat up Bandana Dee (Kirby Super Star Ultra, Sep. 28, 2008. In color)

none of them have any braincells

thinking about kirby fighters 2

WHAT SHAPE WOULD BE LOVEABLE? HOW MANY SIDES? FACES? WHICH GRADIENT OF CURVE IS HUMAN DOWN TO THE THIRD DECIMAL PLACE AND ADJUSTED FOR MARGIN OF ERROR? USING ONLY A COMPASS AND A STRAIGHTEDGE CAN YOU CONSTRUCT A BODY YOU CAN MAKE PEACE WITH? SHOW YOUR WORK

MARX KIRBYSUPERSTAR?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MARX KIRBYSUPERSTAR GOD DAMN FOOL BALL BOUNCING BABY MURDERING DIMENTIO KINNING RAT LITTLE BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT MILKY WAY BITCHTITS BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN FINGERS IN HIS BLACK HOLE JESTER BOY

MOTHERFUCKING MARX KIRBYSUPERSTAR

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MARX I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BEAM ATTACKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST TAKE OVER THE PLANET IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER HEARD THE MAN SPEAK AND I KNOW HE WOULD CALL ME EVERY SINGLE SLUR THAT EXISTS GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said marx is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with marx as a playable character in super smash brothers ultimate not only will i throw my switch against the wall i will eat my cartridge out of spite and have to replay the entire kirby series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he betrayed me and stole my wish but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some evil child murdering shithead whos a fan of killer clowns and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a catboy make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateMarx

games not even involving him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his friend and I lost it

where the fuck is marx if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

shitty little clown man

ill punch marx and his sad fruity little rancid grape skin will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one bowtie scrap he kept on him at all times simply embroidered with Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when marx died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up wishes

Mk somewhat drunk to ddd: damn your ass fat what’s your pronouns?/hjlh-Marx kinnie

nDSFJKMGJGJFJK NOOOOO

Give it all that you've got! Take your very best shot!

kirby kirby kirby that's the name you should know!!!

Kirby

Kirby

random headcanon time:

Marx “died” after Nova exploded but because his wish technically was never fulfilled he gets to cheat death until his wish does come true. Since Kirby would never let Marx control Popstar, Marx is basically an immortal reanimated corpse

another hc to add onto this, Marx is terrified of butterflies especially after seeing what happened to Galacta/Morpho knight. He’s scared that the butterfly’s gonna take his soul to the afterlife like some grim reaper