Alpaca1yps - Alpacalyps

One for sorrow Two for joy Three for a girl Four for a boy Five for silver Six for gold Seven for a secret never to be told

Eight for a wish Nine for a kiss Ten for a chance you must not miss Eleven for a wasp Twelve for a bee Thirteen for a coffee Fourteen for tea

Fifteen for a pencil Sixteen for a pen Seventeen to hear these options once again

Eighteen for pepper Nineteen for salt Twenty for an accident in which you were not at fault

Twenty one for Jerry Twenty two for Tom Twenty three - where are all these magpies coming from?

Twenty five no seriously Thirty this is weird Forty eight from where have all these magpies suddenly appeared?

Sixty two stop counting Seventy just run Ninety nine the revolution of the magpies has begun

Two hundred no more sorrow Five hundred no more fears One thousand for how long the empire of the magpies will last in years

(John Finnemore)

bites you bites you bites you i need dlc... original

flood sig with tsunami of monk from hit indie game rain world

cant tell if hes ok with it or not, she probably is tbh

i first interpreted this so wrong 💀

i took it literally

Slugcat of the Day #167

Sait

please clap.

(based on a Reddit meme/mod which reskins grapple worms as Saint)