Okay But What If I Actually Screamed

Okay but what if I actually screamed

Gotta get this fandom off the ground 😔✌️💕

more les mis bs (ft cow, combeferre and courf)

fyi I have no idea if there is a canon layout of the musain so for the purpose of the shitposting please imagine there is a short narrow corridor leading to the room where they meet (Short E supremacy, btw)

the line shame syndrome is so bad here but uguhkduhafdkfhk whatever food is food

btw I love cows and Grantaire so they get to hug it out

the pomegranate popping up to signify the death of a lover -- euridicye buying one at the super market the day she dies almost not really thinking about buying it, the camera pulling back as charon chokes on his own blood to see the fruit already cut and eaten on a bedside table-- but when it shows up in zeus' vision there is no one else there with him his lover is his godhood/empire

Zeus being a respectable person, being someone worth following and being a hero in youth only to grow more power-hungry and more jealous and dangerous is genuinely one of my favourite interpretations

reason's to watch kaos:

queers everywhere

the furies are butches that ride motorcycles

the fates are genderqueering it up in a sexy little dive bar in the desert

eurydice and orpheus tale but eurydice is sick of orpheus and about to break up with him before she's sent to the underworld. except she can't pass over because orpheus also took her gold coin to keep her in place so he can rescue her. cue eurydice growing more bitter about him.

disabled daedalus

trans amazonian stories

dionysus is there getting rawed by cute boys in bars

prometheus and charon are boy toys together

billie piper as cassandra

zeus and poseidon torture human beings for fun. it's a pass time of theirs.

hades is a sleepy old man who can barely keep his head up and pesephone is a hot babe secretly in charge of the underworld. she's hades backbone.

zeus has a house full of pretty boys in tiny shorts that he kills for sport and they never complain :)

poseidon's huge bulge on display at all times

hera is as much a prisoner to zeus as zeus is a prisoner to her and they keep esch other like prison wardens