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๐ƒ๐€๐‘๐Š ๐‘๐Ž๐Œ๐€๐๐‚๐„ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐’๐Œ๐”๐“ ๐’๐„๐๐“๐„๐๐‚๐„๐’.

Sentences were taken from different sources of literature that depict dark romance, these include possessive language, jealousy, power trips, some kinks, innuendos. Some sentences are tamer than others, please use wisely. Change names, pronouns and locations as you see fit. This meme is not safe for all audiences, as it contains adult themes.

Cara is mine, and only mine.

You didnโ€™t seem to be in any danger when you were being my good, little girl.

A crush? I had consumed at least three of that womanโ€™s bodily fluids, as she had mine.ย 

I worship you.

Very, very bad girl.

So you admit it, I make you scream.

See, my sweet gift? I knew youโ€™d f/cking come around.

My beautiful, sweet gift. I am forever lost in you.

Let me heal those wounds and soothe that ache.

Iโ€™m gonna fuck you now. Itโ€™s gonna be fast and hard because Iโ€™ve waited too long for this.

In this fucked up world of ours, we're meant for each other.

I may have broken you, but know that you've broken me just the same.

Let me free you of the constraints of virtue. Better yet, free yourself.

You're supposedly protected by god, but here you are fucking the devil.

Like this you are powerful. Learn what it is to command the attention of a god.

I need you to take me the way you want me.

I hope you never forget about me and that the thought of me haunts you for eternity.

I was born to be your god, born with the power to make you do what I want.

You've captivated my soul and breathe life into me.

No escaping. I told you I'd never let you go.

I am a poison that all of humanity must fear.

Youย  ruined me and I canโ€™t be bothered about it.

I forgot how good you taste.ย 

Real men get their girls nice and ready first.

This girl. Sheโ€™s living, walking art. And sheโ€™s mine.

Do you want me on my knees?

Youโ€™re a bad man and you do bad things. You will always do bad things. But not to me.

You are painfully beautiful, do you know that?

Every time you look at me, it feels as if you start a wildfire inside my heart

Such a perfect girl you are, put on this world just for me.

I have killed for you, baby. And Iโ€™ll never stop.

You forgot I was a siren.

I just wanted to keep you forever.

I have missed you for so long. And now you are in front of me, but youโ€™re afraid to touch me.

ย There can never be anything in the world that would hurt me more than when you left me.

I donโ€™t know if I want to cry or if I want to scream or if I want to fucking kiss you.

Christ, I wish you could see yourself. You look otherworldly.

I used to smell your dirty shirts when you werenโ€™t looking.

In order for me to fuck you, Iโ€™m going to need you to be healed first.

ย How Iโ€™ve missed that filthy mouth.

What else did I teach you?

You taught me how to be a good girl for you.

How to let you ravage me so badly that I feel like Iโ€™m on the brink of death.

I'm a simple man who's been reduced to his base instincts to hunt, capture, keep.

If she is my devil, then I will gladly burn.

If you donโ€™t protect what belongs to you, then sooner or later, it belongs to someone else.

The power he holds over meโ€•

You like to be owned by me? Knowing that I will kill anyone that ever tries to steal you away?

You want passion. A love that completely devours every inch of you.ย 

I know that you long for a little danger, too. I saw how you thrived on it.

It only hurts because I want you so much.

ย if you could see yourself through my eyes, youโ€™d know why I chose you.ย 

You taste like sin.

You're doing so good, Handsome.

No one touches what's mine.

And you are mine. Whether you agree is irrelevant.

I caught you, so now I get to ravish you.

Letโ€™s do something about that mouth of yours, hm?

Be my woman, Ana. Allow me to call myself yours.

I want you to know that you canโ€™t hide from me.

Play nicely, little lamb. Or else, I wonโ€™t.

I will do with you as I please.

Show me how much you want me.

You havenโ€™t been getting what you need, have you?

Would it make you feel better if I call you Daddy while you fuck me?

Youโ€™ll never know when Iโ€™m going to drag you into the darkness.

Iโ€™m rough with your body sometimes, but Iโ€™ll always be gentle with your soul.ย 

Fucking hell, youโ€™re sweet. Youโ€™re so goddamn sweet.

The flesh wants what it wants.

If you continue to behave like this, I'll actually start to believe you don't hate me.

Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes Power.

And I will break you. I will make it so you can't breathe without me.ย 

What happened to the thrill of the chase?

I just like the way wrong feels.

I swear I won't touch you even with a finger until you ask me yourself.

I need to hear a yes, sir.

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6 months ago

gestures that gets me on my knees.

(feel free to use<3 the kisses ones are.. im- i-... yall better tag when u write these or else check under ur bed before sleep! :) )

lingering with your lips open, touching, but not kissing, and this one glance at their eyes and you say fuck it and pull at their collar to kiss them

heavily breathing after a kiss (damn ittitit)

gulping when they get a little too close

and not knowing how to talk or exist after they finish kissing you like they've been needing that kiss for a lifetime!!!

loosing your mind when they tilt your chin to look you in the eye

pulling them by their belt to kiss them>>

lazy kisses in the morning, that starts with a grunt as they pull you closer to them as you try to get up and lazily placing kisses all over face and ends with a hoarse whisper from them asking you to stay. fucjfuck

their mouth at your ear, whispering!!!

"give me a chance. to prove what i can make you feel." (ohmykgodks)

when they kiss you, hard, gripping, shaking breaths, fists in each other's clothes, against a wall, but they stop. and smirk, "you want that, love? i want cuddles though." and their grin is too wide, stupid and cocky and beautiful.

you're holding on by a thread and they sort of grin against your lips, mumbling, "just lose control, love."

that glance at your body with their eyes subtly widening, almost gulping as they take in your attire. fuck.

the lips are hot, soft, settling, nibbling and gasping, pulling onto each other for more and when you stop, they have their eyes closed, heavily exhaling, hair ruffled, and they look like the prettiest mess ever.

holding your hands above your head as they kiss you


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6 months ago

เญง โ€งโ‚Šหš ๐‘ด๐‘ถ๐‘ต๐‘บ๐‘ป๐‘ฌ๐‘น๐‘บ ๐‘ป๐‘ถ ๐‘ผ๐‘บ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ญ๐‘ถ๐‘น ๐‘ด๐‘ถ๐‘ต๐‘บ๐‘ป๐‘ฌ๐‘น๐‘ญ๐‘ผ๐‘ช๐‘ฒ๐‘ฐ๐‘ต๐‘ฎ ๐‘ญ๐‘ฐ๐‘ช๐‘บ โ‹… โ˜†

'*โ€ข.ยธโ™ก ๐˜š๐˜– ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ ๐˜๐˜ˆ๐˜๐˜Œ ๐˜๐˜•๐˜š๐˜—๐˜– ๐˜ž๐˜๐˜Œ๐˜• ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ ๐˜‹๐˜–๐˜•'๐˜› ๐˜๐˜Œ๐˜Œ๐˜“ ๐˜“๐˜๐˜’๐˜Œ ๐˜œ๐˜š๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž ๐˜›๐˜๐˜Œ ๐˜š๐˜ˆ๐˜”๐˜Œ ๐˜›๐˜๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž โ€” not even just monsterfucking fics really, just supernatural anything you can use in your au stories for the love interest. At the end of the day you can make any monster a human / monster hybrid, just takes creativity. CONTAINS BAD WORDS เฑจเงŽ ห– เฃช The bottom set needs no explanation as to what they are so theyโ€™re separated from the rest.

'*โ€ข.ยธโ™ก also note that you can choose to make any monsters listed below a human. use your own discretion as to how youโ€™d want to portray these monsters. you choose if they can transform between the two personas, be a human / monster mix, or just be a literal monster. like I said itโ€™s up to you how you would write it, so donโ€™t take the species so literally.

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐•๐„๐๐Ž๐Œ / ๐’๐˜๐Œ๐๐ˆ๐Ž๐“๐„ โ€” this can literally mean Venom himself (which he is fine asl so I understand), or you can take the word symbiote and use it however youโ€™d like. maybe another person infected with it. symbiotes are its own species entirely that latch onto a host

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐€๐‹๐ˆ๐„๐ โ€” there are many ways to portray an alien, itโ€™s up to the writer how theyโ€™d write and describe said alien. I use alien as more of a general term for out of world being

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐•๐ˆ๐๐„ ๐Œ๐Ž๐๐’๐“๐„๐‘ โ€” typically a plant monster that can use his leaves and vines against you ykyk

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐€๐๐‘๐€๐๐”๐€๐Œ๐„๐‹๐” / ๐’๐‚๐Ž๐‘๐๐ˆ๐Ž๐ ๐Œ๐„๐ โ€” a half human half scorpion hybrid. write them however you please

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐†๐Ž๐‘๐†๐Ž๐ โ€” a being with snake hair and the ability to turn others to stone. obviously used to describe Medusa and her siblings but you can tweak it for your story

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐๐‡๐Ž๐„๐๐ˆ๐— โ€” can be a human with the powers of a phoenix or whatever youโ€™d like

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐‚๐‡๐ˆ๐Œ๐„๐‘๐€ โ€” a chimera is loosely defined as a mixture of creatures in one being, so this would need some artistic vision and creativity to create a hybrid monster

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐„๐‹๐ƒ๐‘๐ˆ๐“๐‚๐‡ ๐ƒ๐„๐ˆ๐“๐˜ โ€” I would say this is popular for the monsterfucking tag, youโ€™d just have to choose which deities to take inspo from. itโ€™s basically a god

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐Ž๐๐ˆ โ€” there are many different depictions of oni, but they are typically evil Japanese spirits. sometimes they are depicted as warriors, demons, monsters. it all depends on which story youโ€™re reading about them

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐’๐„๐€ ๐‚๐‘๐„๐€๐“๐”๐‘๐„ โ€” when I say sea creature I want you to think of The Shape of Water, or Abe Sapien from Hellboy. look them up if you donโ€™t know

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐ƒ๐Ž๐๐๐„๐‹๐†๐€๐๐†๐„๐‘ โ€” I seen this under the monsterfucking tag where readers boyfriends doppelgรคnger slept with reader because reader didnโ€™t know any better. so this can definitely be used in a lot of ways

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐๐ˆ๐—๐ˆ๐„ โ€” basically a more mischievous kind of fairy

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐…๐€๐”๐ โ€” a human-goat hybrid. they differ from satyrs in the sense that theyโ€™re much more benevolent and timid than their loud and boisterous counterpart

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐’๐€๐“๐˜๐‘ โ€” a human-goat hybrid. as said above they are loud and mischievous, drastically more rowdy than their faun counterparts. they also have a very insatiable sexual appetite so do with that what you will

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐’๐๐‡๐ˆ๐๐— โ€” described in mythology as a guardian creature who challenges those it encounters with riddles and eats them if they fail to answer it. there is also its male Egyptian counterpart that represents protection and ferocity

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐“๐ˆ๐“๐€๐ โ€” in mythology they were powerful beings who ruled their own realms before the primordial gods, very powerful and deadly

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐๐„๐€๐”๐“๐˜ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐๐„๐€๐’๐“ โ€” letโ€™s be fr who doesnโ€™t want to fuck the Beast from this movie? can be used to describe other monsters in different circumstances

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐–๐„๐‘๐„๐‚๐€๐“ โ€” very popular on tumblr, a human-cat hybrid

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐†๐”๐€๐‘๐ƒ๐ˆ๐€๐ ๐Ž๐… ๐“๐‡๐„ ๐…๐Ž๐‘๐„๐’๐“ โ€” can be a tree god creature, a human god, whatever you like

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐€๐‘๐€๐‚๐‡๐๐„ โ€” spider / human hybrid. spits out webs and has superhuman strength / agility / speed, otherwise looks human

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐Š๐„๐‹๐๐ˆ๐„ โ€” a shapeshifting spirit in bodies of water. Iโ€™ve seen it described as a grey or white horse-like creature that can turn into a human

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐‡๐€๐‘๐๐˜ โ€” a human-bird hybrid with powerful wings. depicted differently in various media but mainly depicted on tumblr as a human with large wings

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐Š๐ˆ๐“๐’๐”๐๐„ โ€” a Japanese fox that possesses paranormal abilities. there are different kinds of kitsunes but they are mainly depicted as trickster spirits. they grow more powerful and wiser as they grow older. definitely need to do your own research for what kind suits you

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐‡๐„๐‹๐‹๐‡๐Ž๐”๐๐ƒ โ€” a dog-like servant or guardian of hell, Iโ€™ve also seen them as humans with hellhound abilities. there are many different depictions in media as to what their abilities are

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐๐˜๐Œ๐๐‡ โ€” nature spirits usually very beautiful and feminine. there are different types as to which region they live in (celestial, land, water, etc). they are portrayed mainly female but do have male counterparts

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐’๐๐€๐Š๐„ / ๐๐€๐†๐€ โ€” a serpent / snake-human hybrid. usually a human top half and a snake bottom half

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐…๐‘๐€๐๐Š๐„๐๐’๐“๐„๐ˆ๐ / ๐‹๐€๐ ๐‚๐‘๐„๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐Œ๐Ž๐๐’๐“๐„๐‘ ๐”๐๐ƒ๐„๐‘ ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐๐„๐ƒ

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐Œ๐€๐‹๐„๐•๐Ž๐‹๐„๐๐“ ๐’๐๐ˆ๐‘๐ˆ๐“ ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐๐€๐‘๐„๐๐“๐’ ๐–๐€๐‘๐๐„๐ƒ ๐˜๐Ž๐” ๐€๐๐Ž๐”๐“ ๐€๐’ ๐€ ๐Š๐ˆ๐ƒ ๐ˆ๐’ ๐‘๐„๐€๐‹

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐๐Ž๐†๐„๐˜๐Œ๐€๐ / ๐’๐‚๐€๐‘๐˜ ๐’๐๐ˆ๐‘๐ˆ๐“

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐’๐๐ˆ๐‘๐ˆ๐“ ๐–๐ˆ๐“๐‡ ๐”๐๐…๐ˆ๐๐ˆ๐’๐‡๐„๐ƒ ๐๐”๐’๐ˆ๐๐„๐’๐’ ๐‡๐€๐”๐๐“๐’ ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐‡๐Ž๐Œ๐„

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐“๐„๐๐“๐€๐‚๐‹๐„ ๐Œ๐Ž๐๐’๐“๐„๐‘

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐‚๐˜๐‚๐‹๐Ž๐๐’

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐’๐„๐‘๐๐„๐๐“/ ๐–๐€๐“๐„๐‘ ๐Œ๐Ž๐๐’๐“๐„๐‘

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐™๐Ž๐Œ๐๐ˆ๐„

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐Œ๐”๐Œ๐Œ๐˜

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐ˆ๐๐•๐ˆ๐’๐ˆ๐๐‹๐„ ๐Œ๐€๐

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐‡๐˜๐ƒ๐‘๐€

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐‚๐„๐๐“๐€๐”๐‘

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐†๐‘๐ˆ๐Œ ๐‘๐„๐€๐๐„๐‘

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐†๐€๐‘๐†๐Ž๐˜๐‹๐„

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐ˆ๐๐‚๐”๐๐”๐’ / ๐’๐”๐‚๐‚๐”๐๐”๐’

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐†๐ˆ๐€๐๐“

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐Œ๐ˆ๐๐Ž๐“๐€๐”๐‘

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐Ž๐†๐‘๐„

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐’๐ˆ๐‘๐„๐

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐Œ๐„๐‘๐Œ๐€๐ˆ๐ƒ

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐…๐€๐ˆ๐‘๐˜

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐„๐‹๐…

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐Ž๐‘๐‚

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐ƒ๐‘๐€๐†๐Ž๐

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐†๐„๐๐ˆ๐„

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐“๐‘๐Ž๐‹๐‹

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐–๐„๐‘๐„๐–๐Ž๐‹๐…

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐†๐Ž๐ƒ / ๐†๐Ž๐ƒ๐ƒ๐„๐’๐’

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐†๐‡๐Ž๐’๐“

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐•๐€๐Œ๐๐ˆ๐‘๐„

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐€๐๐†๐„๐‹

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐ƒ๐„๐Œ๐Ž๐

๐™š โ€งโ‚Šหš โ‹… ๐†๐‘๐ˆ๐…๐…๐ˆ๐


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6 months ago

MORE CRINGY DIRTY & FLIRTY PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS !

this is extremely self-indulgent, don't mind me lmfao. feel free to use these for whatever you want and change any details that need to be.

โ you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. โž โ i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. โž โ nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. โž โ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. โž โ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? โž โ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. โž โ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. โž โ your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? โž โ there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? โž โ let's play carpenter so i can nail you. โž โ i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. โž โ hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. โž โ i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. โž โ you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. โž โ sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. โž โ you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. โž โ i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. โž โ if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. โž โ sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. โž โ do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. โž โ want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. โž โ your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. โž โ i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. โž โ how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. โž โ remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. โž โ my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? โž โ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? โž โ my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? โž โ i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. โž โ is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. โž โ can you tell me what time your legs open, please? โž โ are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. โž โ you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase โ€” wanna fuck? โž


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6 months ago

Instead of "Said", consider

replied

stated

exclaimed

remarked

declared

mentioned

commented

responded

articulated

noted

announced

asserted

observed

suggested

opined

acknowledged

claimed

professed

explained

affirmed


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