Y/N: Hey Integra, Does Hellsing Have Paternity Leave?

Y/N: “Hey Integra, does Hellsing have paternity leave?”

Integra: “Yes, why?”

Y/N: “Does that include all of your employees? Say even, Alucard?”

Integra: “………. If you tell me he got you pregnant I am going to have an aneurism. I told the two of you to use condoms.”

Cats pictures and me

show me the porn tumblr

Is getting horny from Alucard's big ass guns considered weird?

Go on man, ask her out! She seems very nice!

Also let’s be honest, some of the filler in the original Hellsing anime made the plot better. Like in the first episode where they opened with Alucard killing a vampire, or where the girl gets attacked in the alleyway in the second one.

Also I absolutely HATE maggots! They make me gag whenever I see them, BUT having the vampires reduce to maggots and dust was a cool idea and I liked it.

Also the wording in the animes I like better; like when Integra said ‘deflowered humans’ in the anime over just saying ‘victims who are not virgins’ in the manga

Idk, maybe it’s just me. I love Hellsing no matter what- whether it’s the manga, original anime, ova, or abridged. I love it regardless

ALSO CAN KOUTA HIRANO FINISH HELLSING THE DAWN ALREADY?! PLEASE MAN I AM BEGGING AT THIS POINT! 😭