I Don't Know Jack Shit About The Sanders Sides, But I'll Be Describing The Characters Using Information

I don't know jack shit about the Sanders Sides, but I'll be describing the characters using information I get from tumblr

(And a lot of guessing)

A Babey!!!

Roman??? Maybe..

Has probably never said a curse word in his life

Believes in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy

I trust him with my life

Roumd and Soft

Has a Dad Joke readily available for any situation

Square man

Is this Roman?? He looks like a Roman

Who's Pat then? I know there's a Pat

He's smart

Pays taxes

And mortgages

I know nothing else about this man

He wears a tie

This is Roman (probably)

Roses appear around him like an romance anime protagonist

More dramatic than a cat who's begging for food right after sneaking into the cat food and eating the whole goddamn bag

A gentleman, would treat me right

Virgil!!

Anxiety personified

The Fan favorite

Watches conspiracy documentaries at 3 am

Desperately needs a nap

Is he a bad guy???

I don't think he'd have enough energy to commit any atrocities

Deceit!!!!!!

Does he have an actual name or is it just Deceit???

A snake dude

Lies 24/7

Has a great fashion sense

I think he's a villain?

He looks like a good boy tho

Maybe a liar but not a bad person

Garbage man

Stinky

Unhinged feral animal

Up to no good

Would steal all my spaghetti and eat them uncooked

He'd put the empty milk box back in the fridge and feel no shame

Has committed every crime imaginable

Would tell Roman (#1) that Santa doesn't exist without any hesitance

I can go on

I still don't know who's Pat

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If you focus, you can make her look like she is spinning either way. 

SAW A TWEET TODAY THAT WAS LIKE “TODAY IS THE 21RST OF SEPTEMBER ON THE 21RST YEAR OF THE 21RST CENTURY” 

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