Who Picks Up Your Limp Body By Wrapping A Hand Around Your Neck While Hitting It From Behind?

who picks up your limp body by wrapping a hand around your neck while hitting it from behind?

— USHIJIMA, osamu, meian, aran, sakusa, iwaizumi, oikawa.

who pushes your body back down onto the bed by placing their palm on the middle of your back to keep you still?

— BOKUTO, hinata, atsumu, daichi, kita, aone, kyoutani.

Shout out to the two NPCs in Dragon Age Inquisition whose sole purpose is to hang about in the main hall and gossip about the Inquisitor’s love life. If I were a DA character, that would be me

i wrote a little psa

MINORS DNI

Do Daichi's cheeks be clapping when he's fucking you yes or no

“even though i’m wifey you can hit it like a side chick”

pairing: post-time skip!Iwaizumi x f!reader warnings: language, unprotected sex, nsfw, 18+ word count: 1.1k summary: sneaking away with iwa at your wedding for a quickie a/n: i was listening to 34+35 and couldn’t get this out of my head so here ya go hehe also thanks for 80 followers<3

“This is ridiculous”, giggling, you smiled at Iwaizumi,

“Relax, everyone's too drunk at this point to notice we’re gone”, looking at you he rolled his eyes,

“I think someone is bound to notice that the bride and groom disappeared”, he said, sliding his hands to your waist, pulling you closer to him.

“Well then we gotta be quick”, you said softly, leaning in to press a soft kiss to his lips,

“Or, we could just wait till we get to the hotel”, he mumbled against your lips, pulling away you shook your head,

“You really expect me to wait another two hours when my husband looks this good”, you said, raking your eyes down his body. Chuckling he leaned back in for another kiss,

“Well I’ve been behaving myself and my wife looks this good”, giggling you kissed him again,

“Our self-control has been so good today”, laughing, he started leaving a trail of kisses down your jaw,

“So good”, he mumbled against your skin, leaning your head back, you gave him more access to your neck, “god I love you”, he said, lifting his head to press another kiss to your lips.

“I love you more”, rolling his eyes he shook his head,

“Shut up”, he said before pressing your body against the wall of whatever closet you two managed to find far enough away from the main event hall.

“Make me”, raising a brow he slid his hand further down your body,

“Oh you wanna play that?”, biting your lip, you nodded, lifting your dress a little to help him get where he wanted to be. You needed to remember to thank your wedding planner for suggesting a dress change for the reception. Lifting your leg, you loosely wrapped it around his waist, sliding his hand up your thigh he slowly inched his way to your clothed cunt.

“Aw, baby if I knew you were this wet I would've pulled you in here hours ago”, rolling your eyes, a smile tugged at your lips,

“I told you this suit did things to me baby”, you said softly,

“Yeah well, both of those dresses have been killing me all day”, toying with your underwear he slid his hand inside, dragging his finger down your soaking folds. Letting out a small whimper you looked at him,

“Cmon, I just married you don’t be mean”, letting out a light laugh, he rolled his eyes

“I was just checking if you were all talk or if I was really turning you on that much”, he said, pulling his hand out and undoing his pants. Leaning forward you started pressing kisses along his jaw,

“It’s never all talk when it comes to you baby”, smiling, he caught your lips in a soft kiss,

“Mm I know”, shifting his pants down a little he pulled his dick out, glancing down you smirked,

“Fucking finally”, looking at you he shook his head,

“I haven’t done anything yet what are you saying finally for?”, tilting your head slightly you laughed,

“Well by the looks of it it looks like your ready to do something”, raising his eyebrows he leaned in, kissing the smirk off your face,

“Does it?”, groaning you nodded,

“You better we don’t have all night yet”, laughing, he leaned forward, kissing your neck as he gave himself a few pumps before lining himself up with you.

“You good?”, he asked, slowly sliding inside you, scrunching your face up you nodded, quickly adjusting,

“Perfect”, you said, grabbing his face and pressing your lips to his, it didn’t take long for the two of you to fall into a quick rhythm, hushed moans filling the small closet.

“Oh my god, fuck haji babe don’t stop right there”, you moaned against his mouth, gripping your hip he pulled your body even closer,

“You think I don’t know your sweet spot by now?”, he said against your mouth, bucking his hips right into the spot that had you close to seeing stars. It didn’t take long for you to be clawing at his suit jacket, rolling your eyes to the back of your head. Dropping his head to your shoulder his mouth hung open, the small whines of his name coming from you successfully pushing him over the edge.

“Fuck I’m sorry baby”, he said, referring to the mess he made in between your legs, laughing you looked at him,

“No worries, we can start the baby-making early”, shooting you a glare, he let out a fake laugh.

“Very funny”, giggling you shoved his shoulder,

“Your the one cumming inside people”, pulling out, he rolled his eyes,

“You’re not people you’re my wife”, he said, his face immediately breaking out into a smile, “that’s gonna take some getting use to”, smiling, you nodded, starting to fix yourself back up.

“Feel free to call me your wife as much as possible till it feels natural”, looking at you he just smiled, bringing you in for another kiss,

“Oh I will”, he mumbled against your lips, pulling away your smile mirrored his,

Flattening out your dress you looked at yourself in your phone's camera before facing Iwa,

“How do I look?”, smirking down at you he shrugged,

“Like you just got fucked in a closet”, gasping you smacked his chest,

“Hajime! I’m serious”, chuckling, he leaned down, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead,

“You look beautiful baby”, smiling you bit your lip,

“Ready?”, he nodded, grabbing your hand, he stepped out of the closet first, looking around to make sure no one was around before leading you down the hall to the main area everyone was at. Right as you two turned a corner you saw Oikawa’s frantic figure walking down the hallway

“OH MY GOD there you two are I’ve been looking everywhere for you! What were you doi- did you two just hook up at your own wedding?”, Oikawa asked, jaw-dropping as he looked between you two.

“Mind your fucking business”, Iwa said, patting Oikawa's shoulder as he led you back into the event hall leaving his best friend stunned and disgusted.