You Know I Get That Actors Or Actresses Should Support The Works They Are In, And Be Enthusiastic About

You know I get that actors or actresses should support the works they are in, and be enthusiastic about them...

But I have absolutely zero qualms about Dakota shitting on madame web. Call her a nepo baby but maybe Sony shouldn’t trick people into being in their fucking crap movies that dickride the mcu, with blatantly lying advertising, and writing that makes me feel genuinely better about my fanfiction feeling janky sometimes.

It’s like there’s only a FEW good things I can say about the movie, so I don’t blame her for not being excited about being in something that was obviously a cash grab.

It doesn’t help that Sony is trying to make spider-man 4 a multiverse movie, when it has the perfect setup to be more grounded in its story again. Spider-man 4 with tombstone, scorpion, Martin Li maybe, I want that ffs. Sony what the fuck are you doing? Just stop.

Chelsea gillman au idea actually has some leeway for some pretty wholesome sister moments between ruby and chelsea. Anytime ruby would get bullied by kids for being different she comes to her defense every time. Like in a high school setting, any cliche mean girl or jock who even tries to shit on ruby but would suck up to chelsea (for obvious reasons) would find out fast and harshly that will bite them in the ass and ruin any chance of her wanting to socialize with them.

Oh absolutely.

I imagine lil Ruby initial keeps quiet about it at first. She doesn't to bother her parents nor her sister but eventually Chelsea finds out and she is not happy about it. Chelsea absolutely beats the snot out of them in response, much to Ruby's disagreement, but the young kraken does thank her for it since it gets them off her back.

By the time she's hit high school, people know not to go after Ruby because of Chelsea. Of course, that just means people start targeting Chelsea instead but she hardly cares about that. In return, now it's Ruby's getting defensive for Chelsea's sake. Hehuehuehue.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALFRED MOLINA VOICED FOR KUNG FU PANDA LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS!?

Minor spoiler for Kung Fu Panda 4

Alright so when are we getting mushy emotional fanfics of Chameleon and Zhen being a mom and daughter? Bring on the found family angst, y’all!

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I’m gonna give chameleon mommy issues in my KFP4 rewrite.

Before the tomatoes come out just bear with me.

You look at her and how she acts and tell me her having mommy issues wouldn’t fit.

Plus I AM gonna integrate it into her motivations as a character and trust me I think it will add just the slightest more spice to it.