Somehow Even Sexier When You Realize The Blood Is From Successfully Calving A Megacerops.

Somehow even sexier when you realize the blood is from successfully calving a megacerops.

yes ma'am. its you ma'am. i need you in every way possible, ma'am. carnally. desperately. plea

She’s waiting for you.

Reporting every ad that interferes with my attempts to scroll through them as malicious until they stop or they make me stop.

If you asked me to envision a burdenbeast, my first guess would have been cow. Then horse; after all, people milk horses. Afterwards, I’d have started wracking my brain, trying to think of all the different animals people have used for pulling heavy loads, riding, and dairy, with the assumption that maybe we didn’t use them for all three of those tasks but the people of Terra did. Then I’d imagine some sort of fantasy animal.

Needless to say…

…megacerops was not in my list of possibilities. In fact, if you sat me down and told me I had to guess what a burdenbeast was to leave, I’d probably die in that seat.

Definitely not complaining, though. It’s a wonderful idea.

We all do.

I need this goat to sit on my face.

Love it.

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