Today Has Been A Day But Long Haired Noah Makes It Suck Less.

Today has been a day but long haired Noah makes it suck less.

It sucks more when you wake up in the morning and you can’t find/remember where you left your glasses, but you need your glasses to find your glasses.

- I waved, you didn't see me?

Me without my glasses:

really in the mood for cuddly ✨boyfriend✨ noah

-and anotha one

Noah with a girl who is most definitely not a gamer:

Most days you're just happy to watch him play while you're reading a book or scrolling through your phone.

You add commentary here and there about the way he is playing even though you understand nothing.

You can't understand, for the life of you, how he can spend 3 or 4 hours playing the same game!!!

Noah has tried to make you like games like Red Dead Redemption or The Last of Us.

He sits behind you, with you between his legs and explains every button and how to shoot and how to aim and everything else you need to know.

And you really do try, even though his hands and his fingers are totally distracting you.

But your aim is shit!!! and you totally blame his controller when you keep crashing your horse into trees!!!

You hand him the controller whenever you have to shoot at people.

Gets sidetracked exploring the town and forgets what you're supposed to be doing.

So he tries Mortal Kombat, because that's easier, right?

You go through every character until you choose the one you want and it is solely based on looks and not skill at all.

You make him wait to start the round because you wanna test every button and every move your character makes during the fight.

His character is just waiting there like 🧍🏻

Ends up pressing buttons randomly and complains when your character doesn't do what you want them to do.

He laughs a lot at this and thinks you're absolutely the cutest thing he's ever seen on this planet.

Ends up taking your face in his hands and gives you kisses everywhere.

Downloads The Sims, Sonic, the Goose Game and Crash Bandicoot on his computer just for you.

He finds out you like to play GTA so you can steal cars and punch people randomly on the streets.

So watching you play and cause absolute chaos is his favorite thing ever.

Laughs when the police are chasing you but you can't drive the car properly, so you speed too much, crash and die.

Concrete Jungle Comic Moments that Live Rent Free in my head, Issues 1 & 2 in no particular order: - Noah declaring himself the only "real Art" in The Grey. -Folio lamenting his painting about to get fucked up. -Noah bullying Ruffilo with railgun noises -Van chatter (AFAIK, the puker is Folio, The guy stuck with him is Ruffilo and the driver is Noah, but this is unclear in the way the comic is laid out) -Snyder cut joke. -Brain Juice on the bad omens whip -Even V.A.N. is really freaked out by Noah's fucking driving.