[First Date]

[First date]

Reader: So, what are your pronouns?

Clarisse: I identify as a fucking threat. My pronouns are try/me.

Reader: …

Reader: [Already in love]

Okay look, if someone said that to me, I would immediately love them too lol

Found Family - Preview

summary: In which Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent engage in a custody battle over a clone created from both their DNA, or, in which you get saved from a lab and gain two new families who would move mountains for you.

pairing: Bat Family x f! Reader, Supers x f! Reader

a/n: hihihi :) here is a preview of something I've been working on, hopefully it'll be posted in a few days, I hope you like it!

reblogs are appreciated!!

Clark sat in silence in the batcave, Conner standing to his left, his eyes wide as he stared at you, possessing some features belonging to both he and Bruce, and other features that seemed to be entirely your own.

You stared back, that same stoic nature radiating off of you that radiates off the Batman, however, he noted the defensive look in your eyes, one so similar to the one he saw in Conner when he first met him. He eyed your suit, noting the familiar “S” symbol, only it was a burgundy color, a combination of the Batman and Superman emblems, and he was utterly confused.

He looked over at Bruce, still in his bat suit, his cowl pulled off, “Bruce, what the hell is going on?” 

“I had to call you here because Luthor decided to create another clone. I did the DNA test, Clark, she’s a combination of both our DNA” Bruce looked at him, Dick and Damian standing to his right. It was silent for a moment, you felt like a guinea pig, the way they all stared at you. It made you angry. 

Conner was the first to speak to you, stepping forward before opening his mouth, choosing his words carefully, “What’s your name?” 

You responded immediately, it felt automatic. “Experiment attempt number one. Code G6B24. I was made to be the future killer of the Batman and the Kryptonian.” 

Very worth it.

It really is worth it :)

Anyone who sees this pls reblog!! I’m literally so stupid and I accidentally deleted my old tumblr account, it’s by the username I’m using rn and to all my old followers I’m so sorry for the inconvenience. I wrote for hiro Hamada, Alta, Damian Wayne, toh,spider verse and recently Pjo, I’m barely writing this after having a melt down and I’d appreciate it if u b00sted and helped those who liked my work make their way back to me :,(( thank you

I’d also appreciate those who have reblogged any posts to tag me so that I can repost them on my blog :)

Also I couldn’t find my original account pfp so pls believe me I’m so despereate rn

Idk how fucked you have to be to say "But IsRaeL is only bombing Palestinians because they wanna target Hamas" um yes by that logic we should bomb the entire fucking school (or better yet, the entire country) everytime there's a schoolshooter.

Like you see how the cops work to get the schoolshooter and doesn't kill every other student/teacher/human in the process??????

"BuT sNow you're being uNrEASonAble. There's no way Israel can just target Hamas without killing almost all Palestinians" um stfu because yes they can.

Remember Osama Bin Laden???? Yeah, they didn't bomb the entire country of Pakistan before catching him. Did it take longer to catch him? Yes. Was it harder? YES BUT THATS WHY THEY SEND SPECIAL FORCES TO PROTECT CIVILIANS AND KILL THE TERRORIST OMG I CANT BELIEVE YALL ARE SO STUPID THAT I HAVE TO FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS

ISRAEL IS LITERALLY BOMBING HOSPITALS RN. THEY HAVE CUT OFF FUEL, INTERNET, WATER, FOOD, EVERYTHING!!!!

This is not "bomb Palestine = end Hamas", this is "bomb Palestine = because I hate Palestinians and now it's time for some ethnic cleansing because white superamacy"