So Does The Storyline In Ring Fit Adventure Ever End? Or Do Ring And Dragaux Just Keep Getting Gayer

so does the storyline in ring fit adventure ever end? or do ring and dragaux just keep getting gayer and gayer and i just have to keep getting caught up in the middle of all this 

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I have 300 million questions about Ring from Ring Fit Adventure.

Like who is he? Where does he come from? How does he exist? Like was he created? Are there other Rings out there? Or other sentient exercising weapons that can ‘sync’ themselves with humans? How does Ring even know how to do that? Why does he know so much about humans? Has he worked with other humans before? Or ‘connected’ with them? Has he done the connecting thing with Dragaux before?

Or was he born? Can Rings even be born? Or reproduce? What’s the difference between a male and female ring? Did he just...pop into existence? Evidently he was a kid and grew up so...is he an actual living creature? Because he can be stretched and pulled and feel nothing yet somehow flying boxes and rocks hurt him. If Ring was a kid then who are his parents? Does he even have parents?

How in the heck can he eat? He says eggs are his favorite food and apparently can drink smoothies? How?? Where does it go? Does it even exit? Does it just enter that gold...blood stream or whatever in his body? What is that even? What is he made out of??? Can Ring die? Like of old age or rusting? Can he even rust? And when he dies does he just die or does he pull an infinity war? Can he be reborn?

WHAT IS RING AND HOW DOES HE WORK.

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I was initially going to wait until I was done with Adventure Mode to write up one big comic collecting all my thoughts, but I think I’m probably better just doing a bunch of short comics collecting my thoughts in the moment

Look man, I don’t even go here,